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Canuker
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Yea i saw it and it wasnt really that funny. Me and my friends new it would be a waste of money when we went. anyone else see it?

oh and what was taht song that they used when Leonides's(sp?) wife goes to the council and starts like doing her little strppier dance. the songs rap or somethign and goes " stick to the abc's" or "abc and 123" ( no im not talking the micheal jackson one) or something like that.
Jan 30 2008 1:23AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
huh
Jan 30 2008 1:36AM
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bsmith01
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God that looked like such a horrible movie from the previews.  Where you guys really that bored?
Jan 30 2008 1:39AM
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BEARS.
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300 has to be one of the best movies out there.
Jan 30 2008 1:53AM
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fappy
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what the hell did you expect?  citizen kane 2?
Jan 30 2008 2:14AM
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Mattman
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haha I had to watch that move in film 12 class, back in the day

ya I saw a copy somewhere, so dumb but funny
Jan 30 2008 2:26AM
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MADmidwest
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the only way i would of watched it was if carmen electra was naked throughout the entire movie
Jan 30 2008 9:51AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
you actually paid to see that?  even if it was free, i wouldn't waste my time watching it, but i'm stunned anyone's admitting to paying to go see it.  it looks like the biggest piece of garbage out of Hollywood in a looooong time.
Jan 30 2008 9:55AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
it's seems to get easier and easier to make parody movies retarded these days ie. this and epic movie etc.
Jan 30 2008 10:17AM
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Edew19
Posts: 365 - Karma: 13
Yeah i saw it, it was pretty bad.  The only time i laughed was when that guy punted the baby off the cliff
Jan 30 2008 12:48PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
and one of the best historically inacurate films of all time which means it sucks. my history eyacher used to "give a ride to school" to the creators sister and he said that guy was a total douche
Jan 30 2008 1:31PM
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[tightpants]
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I can't believe you paid money to see that... from the previews it looks like literally the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
Jan 30 2008 1:49PM
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Mr.O
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was it as bad as cloverfield?!?!? i actually got my money back because i bitched at the ticket people
Jan 30 2008 2:05PM
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Ryan.Street
Posts: 444 - Karma: 20
that movie looked horrible... they need to stop making parodies
Jan 30 2008 8:51PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
ya she is wicked hot
Jan 30 2008 9:25PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
there was another thread here about it a week ago. good thing too or I would have seen it because I hadn't even heard of it before.
Jan 30 2008 9:33PM
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shibby
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Yo, the only hip hop song I know that sounds like that is No Regrets by Aesop Rock.
Jan 30 2008 9:35PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
This is how i percieved the commercials: The Spartan guys met all of the people who were being parodied, and kicked them down a hole.

It seems really terrible.
Jan 30 2008 9:40PM
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popNfresh44
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i knew it would suck very hard, but nobody would believe me.
Jan 31 2008 2:59AM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
we were bored

AND IT FUCKING SUCKED ONLY ONE HOUR LONG WASTE OF MY LIFE
Jan 31 2008 10:01AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
who gives a shit? its sick as fuck.
Jan 31 2008 6:14PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Dude screw all of you

That movie was so fucking funny! Like the part where he kicking people into the pit of death hahahah. I've seen it like 3 times already.
Jan 31 2008 6:22PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
ahahahaha im assuming you liked date movie, epic movie, etc?
Jan 31 2008 7:15PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
It wasn't that bad compared to most spoofs, but most spoofs suck. I got payed to see this movie though so not to bad for me...
Jan 31 2008 7:16PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
actually, it was straight up the worst movie i've ever seen. The ONLY movie i've EVER actually wanted to get a refund. it was that fucking terrible. and only what, an hour long!?!?
dont get me wrong, i loved all the scary movies, but i hated epic and date movie. this, was by far the biggest piece of shit ever.

i cant explain my hatred.
Jan 31 2008 7:30PM
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Campeador
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Shut up you idiot,

you knew exactly what kind of movie it was going in. This movie was really good for the genre that it falls in. I was laughing almost the whole time like when the baby got punted and the break dancing competition. Shit was so damn funny. I might go with my friends tomorrow night to watch it again.
Jan 31 2008 7:56PM
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keystoner1
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parodies would be ok IF they were good. all the ones they make suck ass though
Jan 31 2008 8:19PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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No. You Fail.

I went into this expecting at least a sort of funny movie with some cheap jokes that always encompanies these types of movies. I went in expecting to laugh. I didnt. And i was baked as fuck to add to it, which would have by all chances, made it better! The thing that made the old scary movies funny was how cheap and shitty all the props and effects were! With all the special effects and more real to life props, it made this movie actually seem just like a poorly made movie with bad jokes!
  
Cliff notes.
This movie wasnt funny.
I was ripped which makes anything funny, but yet didnt make this funny.
They should quite while there ahead because Scary Movie 1,2 and 3 were epic.
The guy i quoted is a braindead fuck.
Jan 31 2008 8:26PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
it was shitty
Jan 31 2008 8:55PM
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CJHski
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that movie had no potential to be funny, you cant make fun of 300 unless its south park
Jan 31 2008 9:07PM
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WoodyE
Posts: 230 - Karma: 15
i can guarentee you Waterhorse is worse.
Jan 31 2008 9:22PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
haha whoa i  had no idea this was a real movie. we watched it online for free son. and it was ok.
Jan 31 2008 9:22PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
I love it how someone can call me out even though my post was all sarcastic. I haven't even seen the fucking movie, that makes you a braindead fuck since I didn't waste my money on that piece of shit. I thought it would be funny to say something as dumb as I did and find someone dumb enough to believe I was being serious hahaha
Feb 1 2008 1:20AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
actually, it was surprisingly accurate


but not very much, they left out key facts like BO salamis and some battle facts
Feb 1 2008 1:43AM
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McTwist83
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So bassicly what you are trying to say is...You wasted your time making a false claim that wasn't even funny...at all.

Feb 1 2008 3:28AM
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Armada1720
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yep i agree totally sucked
Feb 1 2008 5:27AM
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jimmychung
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owned, 3%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/meet_the_spartans/
Feb 3 2008 4:03PM
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Tasche
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haha you are a tool. If your getting your historical information from Hollywood you should probably rethink your life.

The basis of the story probably happened. I don't think people were watching this movie to be informed.

I am just baffeled by your comment. So you think that every movie ever made that is not 100% factual true story sucks? You suck kid.
Feb 3 2008 4:11PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
hahahahhahahahahahhah
Feb 3 2008 4:30PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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wow you suck ass a sarcasm. straight up.
Feb 4 2008 12:29PM
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KEVTRON
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most movies are not true stories haha and yeah most "true stories" are changed up a bit to make it more apealing and why the fuck does my OPINION make me a tool?and when your in school and you hear people talking about what happened in 300 is the exact thing that happened in real life it gets quite annoying when you try to explain to them that thats not how it happened and they dont believe you. im sure some of the things that happened in the movie "might" have happened IRL but most likely not. i am baffeled by your comment good sir. oh btw im a flaming homosexual.
Feb 4 2008 1:28PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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I'm pretty sure any heterosexual male would agree
Feb 4 2008 1:47PM
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tsmack
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i think this is the song
d.a.n.c.e-by Justice ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_QVq2lGMs
Feb 4 2008 7:19PM
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steezyjibber
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looked gay as HELL
Feb 4 2008 7:21PM
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BEARS.
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random much?
Feb 4 2008 7:29PM
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artfullydodged
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please leave, and let the door hit in you in the ass on the way out
Feb 4 2008 8:28PM
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Tasche
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what?
Feb 4 2008 10:19PM
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