1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,
drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
you should rig them up with grenades, they would never steal skis again. ever.-uber scoober
And to everyone whos posted in this quit being smart asses he means snowpants. But yeah sessions tj's sessions brawls um dc makes a pair foursquare makes some.... but deffinatly do the dog funk thing it works.
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a Lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her tail off to jail."
I dont believe in fate, life is what you make of it. -Rowen
If you're driving down the road and you see a refrigerator and you think, "There's not a refrigerator in the middle of the road. That's just the LSD" - STOP. Because there's probably a refrigerator there. -Tyrone.
if you sew in the inside leg seam it isnt going to make a huge difference on the waterproofing but if you sew each and every seam to make it fitter then your going to have to waterproof the seams yourself but I honestly dont think it would make much of a difference
so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot