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CHERRY COUNT!!

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
So I was thinking about what to write in a new post, cause all my creative juices have been jamming up lately, some kinda goin to school and focusing shit, and I was wondering how many people on here actually have sex? Everyone talks like they're the king shit pimp, but then I realize most are 14 or 15 year olds......Don't care how many times you've pre-blown in your pants at a party where you got really drunk and some girl started to go down your pants and you touched her boobie before it was all over. So a question....and I don't need to here stupid internet lies.....How many cherries have you got under your belt? Girls ge to contribute too. I don't discriminate.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


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Sep 23 2003 7:29PM
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PhaedeD
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1 man tho











Go Big and Die!
Sep 24 2003 7:13AM
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bloody sheets dont lie

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Sep 24 2003 6:18PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
same as finn...jeezus you kids are horrible. you're all going to go to hell. be damned

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

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Sep 24 2003 6:27PM
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westcoaststyle
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1. the blood filled ordeal traumatized me. she gauged some nice holes in my back too.
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Sep 24 2003 7:28PM
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180k8e21
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hahhaa Hudak..hahah...TEAM ENGLAND...haha, culturally..renowned>? hahaha
caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins
Sep 24 2003 8:16PM
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rossignol_rider
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this is gona turn into one o those 'post a pic of a hot girl' thread. its gonna goon andon, and then when it finally dies, someone's gonna bring ita back
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

Sep 24 2003 8:47PM
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Straightline
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
Serious though, who gives a rats ass? That should stay your own damn business.
Sep 24 2003 8:55PM
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Bangor
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how the hell is this going to turn into a post a pic thread if it's not a post a pic thread?
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'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

UNBAN MOMMY!

N2S Media
Sep 24 2003 8:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
anal sex........now thats cool


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Sep 24 2003 9:15PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I am the offical newschool virgin surgeon. wait a minute no I'm not


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 24 2003 9:24PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
lateralis - giving or receiving? or both at same time?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 24 2003 10:17PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yes, still on top. 4? anyone beat 4?

i await the day to meet this man...or woman.

and all you oversensitive 'that's my business' assholes, go lose your ass virginity with a hedgehog.

or fuck your mom.





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 25 2003 12:46AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Hey man, hedge hog sex can get pretty nasty, I suggest sheep and then once you are proficient at that you could move up to Hamsters! It worked for me!


On my way to goddom
Sep 25 2003 1:53AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
did you know: 407 men were admitted to hospitals in britian because of hamsters in their ass in 1998? they were trying to stimulate their g-spot.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 25 2003 2:06AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
1) Why do you know that?
2) That is really extremely disturbing
3) That happened in a south park episode (Mr. Slave hahahaha)
4) That happened to me once and I'm fine!


On my way to goddom
Sep 25 2003 2:09AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i don't know and really?



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 25 2003 2:24AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I can beat that Skipimp!
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Sep 25 2003 2:46AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
well it was really a rabid turtle, but you know...

wait, turtles can't get rabies....


On my way to goddom
Sep 25 2003 2:47AM
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strode
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go lemmiwinks!





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Sep 25 2003 3:12AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
That song was so hardcore! and the torch helmet! classic!


On my way to goddom
Sep 25 2003 3:29AM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
sorry skipimp i win- 6.


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Sep 25 2003 4:05AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Lemmywinks is societies last true hero.


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 25 2003 6:35AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
If you think about virginity as being your first orgasm, then Hands have won hands down (ahaha).
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'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
Sep 25 2003 8:15AM
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auski
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I have 1 from 2, a mate has 7 from 8, lucky bastard (there is no doubt about this either).
Sep 25 2003 8:20AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahahahahahaah, rekker, if you're a switch hitter, then you've already got 2.....



ahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

UNBAN MOMMY!

N2S Media
Sep 25 2003 9:00PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeah, ass sex cherries don't count.





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 26 2003 12:42AM
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