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CHERRY COUNT!!

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
So I was thinking about what to write in a new post, cause all my creative juices have been jamming up lately, some kinda goin to school and focusing shit, and I was wondering how many people on here actually have sex? Everyone talks like they're the king shit pimp, but then I realize most are 14 or 15 year olds......Don't care how many times you've pre-blown in your pants at a party where you got really drunk and some girl started to go down your pants and you touched her boobie before it was all over. So a question....and I don't need to here stupid internet lies.....How many cherries have you got under your belt? Girls ge to contribute too. I don't discriminate.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


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Sep 23 2003 7:29PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
I've taken the v cards from two girls. The rest were all loosy goosey/


Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
Sep 23 2003 7:41PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
loose virgins? man you got played.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 23 2003 7:42PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
you just don't get it do you?




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 23 2003 7:58PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
shut up you sensitive asshole.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 23 2003 8:04PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
1 v-card. then some random hos, now i gotta respectable gf. best location was on a parkbench outside a public pool just this summer or in a lake after the bars closed last summer.

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Sep 23 2003 8:26PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
...but in all reality I'm 13 and have never seen a real boob before.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Sep 23 2003 8:29PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
i touched a boob once. it was nice and warm

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
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Sep 23 2003 8:31PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i have one girl, still with her. im not 13
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Sep 23 2003 8:32PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i had one girl, it was her 'v card: we broke up a while ago..we had enough sex to last awhile

2 Inchers Club

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Sep 23 2003 8:35PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
you can never have enough son
Sep 23 2003 9:13PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
well i had 3 times in 1 and a half hour...my dick was telling me to stop

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Sep 23 2003 9:18PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
never been dealt the v card, but ive dont ie twice
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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: How many?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

Sep 23 2003 9:18PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
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'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 23 2003 9:20PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
skipimp why haven't you answered your own question?


jen



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Sep 23 2003 9:22PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I've had 3 girls and first of them vwas a virgin,second a a wannabe-groupie hoe,and I'm still with the third.
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Sep 23 2003 9:26PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
wow. im not a ho. i still have this so-called 'v-card' and im 16!





*stevie*
Sep 23 2003 9:36PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
^does that make me a ho cuz i'm 17 and i lost my v-card over a year ago?


jen



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Sep 23 2003 10:06PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Wow, 16 and still a virgin. BIG acomplishment.....


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Sep 23 2003 10:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
got one vcard


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Sep 23 2003 11:32PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
...i haven't because i was waiting for someone to ask me.

i have 4





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 23 2003 11:37PM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
ive still got my vness goin for me but im only 15 so yup




Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out
love and peace
Sep 23 2003 11:54PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
thats cool, i lost mine at midnight on the millenium, i was 16.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 24 2003 12:00AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
working on my first....
-Pat
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you're all so worthless
Sep 24 2003 12:05AM
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jo-skis
Posts: 261 - Karma: 10
^^^same here but still young...plus I really don't wanna have some dirty loose hoe as my first
Sep 24 2003 12:14AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I definetely have one v-card...

I've only had sex with three chicks though so I ain't exactly a big masta pimp


On my way to goddom
Sep 24 2003 12:19AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
only one for me. sex with virgins is horrible,especially when they cry and hurt and shit. i felt so bad that it lost its fun.

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Sep 24 2003 12:22AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Yeah, the chick I was going out with said it was the worst pain she ever felt but she still enjoyed it... I guess it's kinda like hitting a huge ass table and trying something that you could never do and blow out both knees but you had the time of your life doing it...


On my way to goddom
Sep 24 2003 12:27AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
im 15 but ive got my gf who wants to have sex. but its a long distance thing so when i see her next (my 16 bday) its guunna rock




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Sep 24 2003 12:36AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
interesting comparison.......

but me? i got nothing.
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'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

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Sep 24 2003 12:36AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I have one guy's V card...


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Sep 24 2003 12:49AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
im 18 and still a virgin
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Sep 24 2003 12:54AM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
honestly, i have 0


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Sep 24 2003 12:55AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
15 and still a virgin. don't plan on losing it any time soon either.

-Sara

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Sep 24 2003 12:58AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
girls lie so much, there is no way everydude could have fucked so many virgins, it just doesn't even out to one per person, thus the bitches are lieing to us.


Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
Sep 24 2003 1:18AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
isnt this post really for insecure guys to brag about shit? so count me down for one.
Sep 24 2003 1:24AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
a few like 3 or so.











Go Big and Die!
Sep 24 2003 1:36AM
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Fro-deo
Posts: 879 - Karma: 10
Hello, what are these 'woman' you speak of? I think I would like to touch a 'boobie' if I may, Thank you for your time.
Sep 24 2003 2:45AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
0 for me. There was this one girl and we went out for a long time and I was like lets do it and she said no. every damn time.

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Sep 24 2003 2:50AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
i have taken 3 different v cards...i have a quote from the most recent in my profile...check it out



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Sep 24 2003 2:50AM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
why have so many more guys taken 'v-cards' than gals?!


jen



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Sep 24 2003 3:03AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
ElasmoSkiChick want to have taken 2? cuse im willing to make sacfices.





'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 24 2003 3:23AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
skitz, that's because lie about being virgins.


Snowflake, right on baby, right on.
Sep 24 2003 3:34AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i don't have any cards but the girl who took mine never knew it.





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Sep 24 2003 3:56AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
'There was this one girl and we went out for a long time and I was like lets do it and she said no. every damn time.'

it's good to know randall's not getting any either.... there's hope for me yet! wait, no.....

shit
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

N2S Media
Sep 24 2003 4:13AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i got nothin, ive done evrything but put it in the pink, ive even put in in a girls ass, but im only 16 so i got some years ahead of me.
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 24 2003 4:20AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
uhhh... kinda weird dude... you're suposed to pink it first.
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Sep 24 2003 4:26AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
wait, yeah man
how does that work out?


On my way to goddom
Sep 24 2003 4:30AM
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joker
Posts: 727 - Karma: 20
whoa you guys have sex? i'm 21 but i'm waiting until i get married

you are all going to hell


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Sep 24 2003 4:34AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
does a goat count?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 24 2003 6:13AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
^ haha...just for u tho



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