This morning at 5:30 in the morning my 19 year old cousin fell off of a 4 story building. He was drunk and trying to impress his friends, he was laying with his stomach down on the railing acting like superman. He was lucky not to die on impact. He shattered his left shoulder and pelvis, fractured his wrist and leg, either broke or cracked every vertebrate in his spine, and fractured his skull. A hole was drilled into the top of his head to relieve the pressure from the swelling of his brain. If his brain does not stop swelling tonight he will be dead. Please NS, a few beers is not worth dying over or getting permanent brain damage.
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
Hey man, know that your cousin/family/friends/you are in my prayers tonight. NS, alcohol isn't terrible in moderation, but please treat it with respect. If not respect for yourself, then for those closest to you.
"We don't need no education"
"We don't need no thought control"
same thing happend to my brother 2 new yaers eves ago. he was drunk and feel 3 or 4 stories. luckily for him he fell on a car which broke the fall. bruised lung stiches near the eye...fucked up his leg
your story is much more serious and best of luck to him in his recoveries
"i smoke a whole reef of the reefer, drugs are bad but i beg to deefer" - lil wayne
"Fuck bad bitches, smoke big blunts
Who am I to tell ya different? Ya only live once"
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . "Boy, I feel a Lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her tail off to jail."
wow I may have to make a new policy about drinking at extreme heights. it's easy to say oh i'll just drink responsibly, but it's also pretty easy to get, in the words of lil john (not you LJ, the black one), crazy ass drunk and do somethin stupid.
clownschool, get learned.
"Just becuase you can have babies doesn't mean you should. I have a snowblower, but I dont use it in July."
"maybe we should give the hurricanes black names. that way they are lazy and dont bother fucking anything up.
or give them mexican names so they hang around parking lots and then instead of fucking everyone up, they build decks and houses." -Timmi
hes not dead. I hope he gets better + vibes to your family man
What a boatload of horse douche!-Mike O Connell
A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."
ill say a prayer for your cousin man, but drinking is fine in moderation man, just dont be a retard about it.
Life's a garden, dig it.
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