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So the other night, at my mountain, i got drunk. It was so fun, cause how many times when youve been drunk, you were like fuck i wanna ski so bad. I didnt do any crazy shit cause i knew i would just fuck myself up, but if you ever get the chance, its fun to just cruise around the park. i know some of you think im dumb. fuck it.
yeah i get a lil buzzed sometimes its fun. but your about a week too late...
When the stress burns
my brain just like acid
rain drops Mary Jane is
the only thing that
makes my pain stop.
Shit happens when you party naked.
Maybe partying will help
What is clown school?
Leaarrrn how to post on NS.
I get drunk and session the rails in my yard but i havent at a mountain yet.
alcohol and skiing is like the opposite of peanut butter and ladies
...but have you ever gone skiing...on WEED?
i also like to free climb drunk with a beer in one hand
wow your a dumbass.
on the lift the other day this guy was passing around a flask of JD, it was so dope, he hooked it up, we played pass the flask the whole ride, I WAS SO WARM AFTER
*NORTH EAST CULT*
it's fun but stay off the park if your drunk.
Your a unique person, just like every body else
my thoughts and my actions exactly.
yes it might not be the smartest thing I do but whatever, it's fun and when your with a group of friends it's even better.
and woods, keep to cruisers, slow ones.
fuckin throwin it up like liquor on an empty stomach
new years eve i had a pint of captain and like 5 beers at the mountain, hit a mogul and completely destroyed myself. it was so fun. i couldnt get my skis on my feet after. i had to lay down and have my friend snap them on my feet. its not the smartest idea, but it sure as fuck is fun
Under The Sun Sports
a friend of mine snowboard's drunk every time he goes... he swears by it.
Its this crazy drunken master effect, like you think the guy is drunk but then like BAM! he's broken your toes and stolen your girlfriend.
but instead he is on a snowboard. you know?
We cant stop now!
This is backcountry!
Last St. Patty's I filled up the good ole hydration pack with some keg brew from the green kegs and green eggs....I got the spins on the slopes cause there were too many people...it was fun for a while but got old too quick...so life lesson...if you ski drunk...don't ski too drunk...
snowboarding is like jacking off...it's all fun and games while you're doing it but you always feel ashamed afterwards...
and contracted oral herpes
trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof.
"theres stories of women like lifting up cars to save their babies and shit. its all about the power of motherhood and adrenaline. i can't believe i just said that last sentence."- proZach
in park city, it is totally legal to ski drunk, provided that you don't ski past a slow sign too fast. the latter can carry the same penalties as a drunk driving conviction, however.
"They that would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
whenever i have like 4 or 5 drinks is when my game with the ladies is prime, i figured if i had that many and went skiing my confidence would be too high and i would try shit and wreck myself. im too scared to try it.
f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
so much fun ill strait air jumps in the park and maybe try a lil something but my balance is usually fucked
I like to get a little blazed instead
Only ninjas have true steeze!!!!
"I got some hookers one night...blew 300 bucks and got herpies"-Alkyy
i saw a picture of that once the dude was in flipflops
For those who know, there is no explanation necessary. For those who don't, there is no explantion possible.
I don't think I've been on skis long enough to be able to do that. I'd probably wreck myself just making my way down the mountain trying to ski drunk. Have one or two drinks and then go ski, now that I can handle.
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