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K, we'll call it a "phalice of eternal gay"
just for you
wtf does it matter what you call it, the point is you can make up any nonsensical unsupported bullshit theory as long as you make sure that it can't quite be proven impossible, thats why science sticks to the ones we have evidence pointing towards