I was in some restaurant eating my dinner, casually ordering some chicken while I decided to go to the washroom before my plate arrived.
I went into the pisser and and face to face with the urinal. I start peeing and I heard some noise coming from the stall next to me. It was some old lady saying 'shit, shit' over and over again.
She comes out of the stall with her pants down and her old wrinkley ass is hanging out of her pants. She says to me 'what the hell are you doing in here?' and I said 'ummm, this is the mens washroom' and she says 'it's the women's handicap you pervert'. I give her some strange look as she walks out the door with her pants still down.
Now unless I can't read a symbol properly and unless women started using urinals, she had to be fucking nuts.
I guess the point I was trying to bring up is it would be sort of funny getting old and crazy. You can't remember things, you can't see, and you lose your mind. Pretty insane...