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So at my physical tomorrow....

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Leo.
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im also getting drug tested, im using my friend's clean piss but am worried about heating it up to the right temperature.....anyone have any tips?

Jan 20 2008 11:16PM
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Leo.
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haha, i passed everyone.  i added warm water to my friend's same day piss, i also blasted heat on it the whole way there via my car. yesss
Jan 21 2008 8:30PM
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VT_scratch
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haha that sucks bro.  but if it is only a piss test to see if u have any diseases and shit (like my piss test - i was clean :)  ) then what if ur friend has a disease.  then teh doctors like oh shit u have a disease. we must operate NOW.  and they cut off ur dick or some shit.   thattt would suck.
Jan 21 2008 8:58PM
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TylerS
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awesome
Jan 21 2008 9:00PM
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doublexl
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when i took my test for work, the lady was in another room and just waited for me. so if his friend pissed in a thermos, it could work.
Jan 21 2008 9:20PM
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breckfreeskier
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congrats man, so the water didn't throw them off? how much did you add?
Jan 21 2008 9:29PM
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Leo.
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thanks, and 1/3 of the mixture was prolly water, but im pretty sure i could have used a lot more as water is the main component of urine
Jan 21 2008 9:35PM
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Leo.
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thanks, and 1/3 of the mixture was prolly water, but im pretty sure i could have used a lot more as water is the main component of urine
Jan 21 2008 9:36PM
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nigel12
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props man and they didn't patt you down that must have bin chill then
Jan 21 2008 9:56PM
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987321654hgfd
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good job pulling it off, now u gotta make sure you dont smoke around physicals
Jan 21 2008 10:05PM
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user098123
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Ya but don't you think she would notice a thermos?

Anyway, on mine for work I had to empty my pockets, and then piss in a cup with all these weird ass labels on it. They changed color by heat and a bunch of other stuff. I then had to sign all these forms saying I watched her close the thing, and I didn't flush the toilet or use the sink before I pissed so on and so forth.

It was a HUGE deal, kinda lame. But I was going to work for a huge corporation so I guess it's their standard operating procedure.
Jan 21 2008 10:21PM
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theres_ghosts
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i take it back


props
Jan 21 2008 10:23PM
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saucybiscuits
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woohoo.
Jan 21 2008 11:51PM
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Drewykins
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you can buy drinks that will completely flush your system. But theyre spendy though like 40 bucks a pop. but its well worth it. i think you can get them at grasscity.com

you could also drink bleach, half a teaspoon, at a half hour before you piss.
Jan 22 2008 12:30AM
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popNfresh44
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nice, i was just gonna suggest puttin the piss in a long tube and shoving it up your ass, good thing you didnt do that.
Jan 22 2008 2:00AM
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samwise
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i wouldn't think drinking bleach is too great an idea

Jan 22 2008 10:41AM
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