My brother (andyju04392) used to be a pretty cool dude. He used to ski with me and used to go out and get blazed like kids his age should. Things changed when i bought him an xbox 360.
Ever since he got his xbox 360, hes been completely addicted to halo 3. He is now completely oblivious to everything around him. He wakes up at 3 in the afternoon for a nice halo 3 sesh till 4 in the morning until he wakes up to sesh some more halo 3. He goes to bed past 1am every night on school nights and i can only watch from a distance as his once stellar grades plummet. He wallows in his own filth: his room is a complete mess with jamaican beef patty wrappers, potato chip bags, empty water bottles, and ritz crackers everywhere but a bare spot on his carpet just barely big enough for his now fat ass to sit in, motionless. He hasn't gone out in like months and never skis anymore. In fact, he doesnt even get dressed. He spends all day in his glasses, t shirt, and boxers. If anyones wondering, his gamertag is Andyju4392 and he is level 45 with a brigadier rank.
Easy solution you might say? Take away the xbox? Doubtful. My brother just throws temper tantrums. My mom attempted to take away the xbox. The first time, my brother just found where she hid it and took it back. The second time he smashed my mom's $3,000 violin. Whats worse is my mom spoils him and just lets him keep it. My brother has become the most spoiled peice of shit ever.
He never lets me play. Whenever im in his room, he screams, "get the fuck out" like he is some god. He's 15. When I sit behind him motionless and completely silent just watching, he says quote " youre presence is bothering me. [Me: Am I ruining your halo fung shway *giggles*] NO." keep in mind i bought him his xbox 360 Today i betrayed him in team rockets and he yelled get out of my room and punched me in the face. I have a pretty deep cut in my lip. I'll get some footy eventually because he'll prob never even check this thread. He just sits there all day with his gay little headset on calling out bad guys.
Now playing halo every once in a while or even competitively isn't bad. But to all those serious gamers pounding red bulls YOU'RE GAY. Get fucking outside every once in a while. IT's A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. Jesus fucking christ who gives a shit about your win-loss ratio or your rank? I bet the girls at school are mighty impressed you have 854 wins under your belt and only 321 losses. I bet theyre impressed when you get 15 headshots in a game. NO.
Everyone who knows me or my bro should send him (andyju04392) a pm telling him he should quit halo 3 for a while. its ruining his life and mine. we used to be friends.
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