that i might be able to get in my house 2night cuz i might go to the local mountain but the snows startin to stick on
"So I ask for a 10 and the guy leaves and comes back and says, 'I have a nine.' ... 'Great,' I said. 'Cause while you were gone my toes were severed off. Normally what you just said would seem retarded but due to my very recent accident, you're right on.'"
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jib on the cows...make em go moo
i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good
i got my priorities straight. Skiing, then food or something, THEN bitches.
a year or two ago, my skis seriously needed to be waxed, but i knew there was no way i could get them done before i planned to head out in the morning. having the same question as you, i looked around the garage and kitchen to see what i could do. under the sink my mom had some "mop glo" kinda product.. hell if i know.. and it was a floor wax for after you mopped your floors. i put some on my skis that night, before i left, and at the hill- just by squirting some on a papertowel and rubbing the bases.
needless to say, it kinda worked, in a pathetic sorta way. my skis were crap so i kinda didn't care how the end result would be. not really the best move if you ask me.
margarine would work better, full of oils that are used as lubricants commercially
Denver got a load of snow...
So we jibbed it.
Any more brain busters?
"What else are you going to do on a Saturday? Sit in your fucking armchair wanking off to pop idols, then trying to avoid your wifes gaze as you try to come to terms with you sexless marriage, then go and spend your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses. Fuck that for a laugh. I know what i'd rather do. Tottenham away. LOVE IT"
Danny Dyer, Football Factory