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Ski patrol

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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
In my earliest memory of ski patrol, I was riding up the lift and there was a patroller going through the park about to hit the halfpipe. I lean over to my friend, and I'm like- I bet this guy rips it up. Keep in mind this is the first year skiers are allowed in the "snowboard park" and I'm just a kid, so I figure ski patrol will rip it up. The guy gets ready to drop in, and as he does, one of his skis gets caught on top of the coping while his other ski goes to the bottom. thus, forcing the guy to do the splits the entire length of the pipe. he's probably a speed controller now.
Jan 17 2008 2:33AM
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A-Style**
Posts: 1831 - Karma: 81
haha good night time story
Jan 17 2008 2:38AM
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alexL
Posts: 512 - Karma: 28
that would be fun to see for sure, my first memory has gotta be the time in 5th grade when i didnt get off the lift soon enough so i jumped off and both my rental skis released so instead of helping me up a ski patroller just yelled at me and was like "stupid kid holding everyone up!!" say that with an italian accent too
Jan 17 2008 7:45AM
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skierkid_92
Posts: 228 - Karma: 11
haha nice story man!!
Jan 17 2008 8:26AM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
probably stuck scarred for life from pipe
Jan 17 2008 10:04AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
hehehe
ouch
Jan 17 2008 10:39AM
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freestyleskiin
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i was following one through the woods, at my hill they are off limits, and then when i got to the bottom of the hill he almost pulled my pass.  Fucking hypocrites
Jan 17 2008 11:12AM
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08-Line_Rider
Posts: 641 - Karma: 11
there bastards when they catch but good when yr hurt
Jan 22 2008 11:40AM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Last year at Moonlight patrollers skied what were probably the two biggest lines done all season, one of which was done on the clock.  I guess they're all just shitty skiers!
Jan 22 2008 1:33PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
no offense to myself...but im on ski patrol and i dont suck lol
Jan 22 2008 10:21PM
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overthehead
Posts: 149 - Karma: 11
what's the name of the line? 

I prob wont know it anyway
Jan 23 2008 2:00AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
what about the patroller from the roadtrip challenge vid? Correct me if I'm wrong, but last I checked patroller+slaying the park≠sucking.
Jan 23 2008 4:04AM
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no_steeze_in_NY
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im on ski patrol too, and i dont suck either. but a lot of patrollers do, believe me, ive seen some that cant handle shit other than groomers. its sad.

Jan 23 2008 9:10AM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424

They took a couple lines off of Whitewater, one of them aired 60-70' off of Class 6.

Jan 23 2008 10:33AM
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styl.tweakit
Posts: 198 - Karma: 14
ski patrol at my hill cannot ski worth a shit.
my friend broke his leg last year and i wouldent let ski patrol take him down on the tobbogan. i skiied him down only after i showed them my staff pass and and my csia member card. they power trip sooooooooo much.
ill never let a ski patroller take me down the hill if i fall, ill ask for them to radio a ski instructor.
Jan 23 2008 12:21PM
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bigdaddytmac
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 14
damn son
Jan 23 2008 1:45PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
and i totally understand that, cause we have way more shitty patrollers at our mountain than good ones.  and theres a lot of assholes, especially if your a young girl.  a few just got kicked off at my mountain.

but theres definately a few good ones.  and im raising my hand, cuase i hate it when everyone automatically hates you cause your wearing the jacket. its alright cuase i get to ski for free everywehre i go = ]
Jan 23 2008 8:51PM
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Clebo1
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3
 fuck the ski po ( at my mountain)
they are all dicks.

unless your hurt lol
then they are good.
Jan 23 2008 8:55PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Camelback patrollers are the official worst.  
Everytime i go there, i get my ticket clipped.
Jan 23 2008 9:17PM
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