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What topic should I do for a persuasive essay?

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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
I have a persuasive essay due thursday, and I have no ideas on what to write about. Want to help? It should appeal to everyone.

Preferably funny.
Jan 14 2008 11:27PM
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jimmychung
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persuade your class that you are better than them at the game of life.
Jan 14 2008 11:33PM
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SirFryanator
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I'm competing against my whole grade, not just the class.
Jan 14 2008 11:38PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
persuade them on how much steezier you are then your grade
Jan 14 2008 11:42PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
legalize weed
Jan 14 2008 11:46PM
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SirFryanator
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something original, people
Jan 14 2008 11:53PM
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Ginger.Kid
Posts: 149 - Karma: 75
my senior year of high school i wrote a paper on why the church sucks and how it needs to get out of the government.... everyone hated me but it was a sweet paper haha
Jan 14 2008 11:57PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
i just lost the game
Jan 14 2008 11:59PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
do one on stem-cell research. i did that in 7th grade. thats a good topic for it.
or do on same-sex marriages, and argue weather or not it should be lgal
Jan 15 2008 12:03AM
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SirFryanator
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trying to stray away from serious topics
Jan 15 2008 12:04AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
persuade them that the world will end in 2012 cuase of mians
Jan 15 2008 12:27AM
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ATLskier
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persuade them how when you got the colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, that it made you feel like A PIECE OF SHIT!
Jan 15 2008 1:40AM
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Alex_G
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Persuade them that skiing is a better activity than anything they do.
Jan 15 2008 11:47AM
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VT_FLO
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persuade them on how mortal kombat is better then tekken

Jan 15 2008 12:10PM
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OAK_TREE
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i think you found your topic.
Jan 15 2008 12:27PM
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Ginger.Kid
Posts: 149 - Karma: 75
how macs are better than PCs.
how 300 is the sickest movie ever.
Jan 15 2008 12:53PM
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hotdog.garbage
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Something original would be something that You came up with.
Jan 15 2008 2:17PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
how NS is quite possibly the greatest site ever created? or how newschool skiing > snowboarding > racing > snowblades?
Jan 15 2008 4:24PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
why prostitution should be legal?
Jan 15 2008 6:22PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Maybe you could do something on perception and try to persuade them that the sky is orange or something.
Jan 15 2008 6:25PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
why hillary clinton shouldnt be elected president
Jan 15 2008 6:47PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
how mcdonalds shouldn't call it the dollar menu because with tax it costs more than a fucking dollar.
Jan 15 2008 6:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Explain why its always better to go to college in the game of life. The extra life tiles are usually worth like a few hundred grand.
Jan 15 2008 6:51PM
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RJD2
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 921
Argue how monkeys could never have evolved into humans over millions of years because no monkey can live that long. The average lifespan of a monkey is 20 years
Jan 15 2008 6:56PM
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lushlaxstr
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i did for my speaking and debate class, why macs are better than PC's. you can have my essay and use whatever you want in it, if you want
Jan 15 2008 6:56PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
why we all must fuck before marriage.
Jan 15 2008 6:58PM
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wunderskier
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why they should become skiers...

Jan 15 2008 6:59PM
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timmi
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talk about how much your bedroom rules.
Jan 15 2008 7:48PM
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potatofarmer
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How hard it is to be an upper middle-class white male in today's society.  It would have to be very well written, but if you could pull it off you'd be set.  I wanted to use it for my college essays, but my guidance counselour thought it might be  too risky.
Jan 15 2008 7:51PM
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kabozo101
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so good.
Jan 15 2008 7:59PM
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RJD2
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I think their focus with the $1 quick food was more for people going through the drive thru. If you don't dine in, then there is no tax.
Jan 15 2008 10:10PM
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SirFryanator
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ahahahahhah I remember this from that christian fundamentals thread, I am doing this for sure
Jan 15 2008 11:05PM
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Aenigma
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You won't be very persuasive if you just pick a topic off of here, think of something you care about and it'll come through in your writing.
Jan 15 2008 11:09PM
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RJD2
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haha.. yeah that's the first thing i thought of when i read your title
Jan 15 2008 11:11PM
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