I can't believe it, but I actually have a story about a sneeze. So one day, I was sitting in my AP Bio class, and I feel a sneeze coming on. Now this wasn't a normal sneeze, this was like gale force wind sneeze. So I let loose this beast of a sneeze, and it was so forceful, my head smacked down into my desk extremely hard. This hurt quite badly, so I utter a yelp of "Mother Fucker!?!?!" Well, the class went utterly silent, and all the teacher (who was a real hard ass) said was "That looked like it hurt". That was my sneeze story, hope you enjoyed it.