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Ski Slang...

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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10

some regions got their own slang... most is international.
so lets hear your slang terms... with definitions...   1,2,4, go!

Jan 9 2008 4:53PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
We call it a Gorby Gap.
Jan 9 2008 9:31PM
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Parker.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 108
we refer to 40 year old jean skiers from Long Island as Joeys. They love to ride Mt. Snow, and other southern vt mountains.
Jan 9 2008 9:33PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
the real question is are they asian fit oakleys?
Jan 9 2008 9:38PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
hahahaha theres a shit load at my mountain
Jan 9 2008 9:38PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
haha i say dat too. where you live?
Jan 9 2008 9:39PM
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Hairmetaler
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 15
dirt-good
Jan 9 2008 9:48PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
bus kids- gapers; kids who come in the 1000's on buses to small hills and cut u off
Jan 9 2008 10:03PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Sex - Awesome

"Dude, that was so sex!"
Jan 9 2008 10:04PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Grease/Clean-To complete a rail.
Biff-To fall
Dead Sailor-To go over a jump completely straight legged, often associated with noobishness
Superman-To double eject and then proceed to fly forward and slide on the snow stomach down.
Jan 9 2008 10:18PM
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graciousstallion
Posts: 363 - Karma: 13
working out, it means getting baked.
Jan 9 2008 10:23PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
probably! I realized that the other day. I was on the lift wondering why they always have Oakleys with my friends and then I was like oooooh shit! they make asian fit! that's fuckin why!
it was crazy at the time.
Jan 9 2008 10:29PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
Spores
texans-they are notorious for a texas train pile up
choobs-chinese noobs

Jan 9 2008 10:42PM
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evtic
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 16
Riding dirty: Skiing backward at unsafe speeds.

Pimp Poppin: Showing up to someone's mountain to school them

Bricklayer: Hard working skier who throws down day in and day out.
Jan 10 2008 9:22AM
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Bentley@DOSMedia
Posts: 1410 - Karma: 1,827
goober- just another word for gaper
chad- well a chads a chad
probobaly some more im just too tired
Jan 10 2008 10:27AM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
campers- stupid kids who sit at the top of the park and watch everyone but never hit anything.
Jan 10 2008 7:13PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
yea i was so fucking pissed off when we went ot Snow and there were peop-le in jeans. i thought we only had them in CT
Jan 10 2008 7:15PM
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08-Line_Rider
Posts: 641 - Karma: 11
stump hump
Tree skiing and nail a tree
Damn that guy just fucked that stump
Jan 10 2008 7:19PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7604 - Karma: 20,092
stiff=icy conditions
deeeaaddlyyy or burnt=sick
Newfie Bullet=slowest lift on the hill
Jan 10 2008 7:41PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
give'er- to sack up and throw something
sack up- to get courageous
huck- throw something hard
Jan 10 2008 7:51PM
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illy
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
yea i dont have any names i can think of but i hate those fuckin asians tht go skiiin cuz they dont know how to speak english and they dont kno how to stop
Jan 10 2008 8:04PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
rapers- racers+gapers, racers who ride twintips when they're not racing, but suck at park.
preachers- church groups, usually riding rentals, occasionally ask you about God on the lift.
Jan 10 2008 8:08PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
(blank)-sauce
Jan 10 2008 8:10PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
hahahahahahahahaha
Jan 10 2008 8:11PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
the correct term is "gaper gap" bud.
Jan 10 2008 8:12PM
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crunkasfuck
Posts: 752 - Karma: 352
blue bird, means sunny

i hope its blue bird up there today! 
Jan 10 2008 8:23PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
Nuggets Galore:

the 10 piece nuggets from mccdonalds you get before or after skiing, depending.
Jan 10 2008 8:30PM
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TRLnottheshow
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
easily called fag gaps and they are sooo cool
Jan 10 2008 8:31PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
yea they come in bus loads. my friend got destroyed by a kamakasi coming down the hill
Jan 10 2008 9:53PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Love those.

LOVE 'EM
Jan 10 2008 10:10PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
this isnt really just skiing but

orgasmic-wicked sick,insane,orgasmic
Jan 10 2008 10:23PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Meatballs
Cheesedicks

Its all the same, except the meatballs are italian.
Jan 10 2008 10:43PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
hardcoradification - rad to the max

extreme - extreme

sick to the gnar - sick to the gnar

shralpinate - to do something sweet

gaypz, gayper, gayper gap, barnies --- gaypers

ILLn Gmax sick - cool

Gfunkalicious

lsuper gnar to the max

maxification

radification

Tizzle - tight


Jan 10 2008 10:58PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
gnar.




'nuff said
Jan 11 2008 10:24AM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
choobs or SPORES are my vote.
Jan 11 2008 10:32AM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
Winner.
Jan 11 2008 11:58AM
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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
sperm glazed
glazed
glazer


"Shes a glazer"
"Her body was slammin, lips all glazed..."

A assumed hot girl that is so covered up because of the cold weather that her only body feature of her hotness is...  her lips. 

They look like they were built for bj's  slutty lipstick or smothered with shiny glazy chapstick.

You literally sprout wood, looking at her lips while she talks.
Girl must be a 7 or higher on the hotness scale to be called glazed.
Or doesnt speak english is a plus. 

So many ways to say this... but in our crew everyone knew what you ment.

Basically its like " i dont know if she is hot under all that clothing, but a bj would be epic probably."

Derogatory - saying it to your friend, who put on wayyyyy to much chapstick.. or worse.. vaseline. 
 
"Hey hammer, your lips are spermglazed."
Jan 11 2008 1:31PM
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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10

"Check out the turtle."

turtle 
 
Not really a slow skier, but the way he initially turns his skis..his neck is constantly coming up and out forward farther and farther...like a turtle coming out of his shell.

Jan 11 2008 2:17PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
hahahahhaa
Jan 11 2008 3:15PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
n00b-if you don't know what this is then you likely are one
Jan 11 2008 3:23PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883

puppy kisses - high altitude beer exchanging
kfed (the original, circa '06) - ride on 5050 to slide 270
BOLTS - landing so perfect, you blow all minds
flying squirrel - tindy truckdriver
matthew broderick - on-rail daffies
edge control - kyle dezi surface switchups
chief - dweeb
chiefin - dweebin
chief off - go dweeb somewhere else
skiierman - gonna nut in yo grill
boy haircut - skiierwoman
fuck it - fuck it

Jan 11 2008 3:28PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
hit: used to describe someone doing a trick

he just hit a switch 7 then hit a huge backy over that table
Jan 11 2008 5:15PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
haha gnarnia
Jan 11 2008 5:22PM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
thats funny about people calling each other joey. because me and my friends hang out with this kid some times named joey, who's the complete oppistite of steeze, so if some ones wearing like a tight jacket or something skiing there a joey.
Jan 11 2008 5:26PM
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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
my last one.

Flatlander - people who come to ski resorts from states that are flat.
Jan 12 2008 2:07PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
damn straight :P
Jan 12 2008 2:17PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
one of my buddies likes to say "sickums mcnasty," for any good conditions. as in "man, it was sickums mcnasty out there today"
Jan 12 2008 2:22PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883

newschoolers ski slang thread - gay words that everyone uses...that are gay

Jan 12 2008 7:15PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
huge fags     aka: the kids on your mountain that are mad gay
Jan 12 2008 10:55PM
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Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13
texan tuck- when a gaper tucks with his poles behind his back to "gain speed"
Jan 12 2008 11:05PM
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chazz.
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gaper gap = the gap between the goggle and helmet

texas tuck = gaper tuck, bent over, hands in the crotch, poles angled out, and a slight snowplow despite the effort to go straight and gain speed
Jan 12 2008 11:11PM
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