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Ski Slang...

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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10

some regions got their own slang... most is international.
so lets hear your slang terms... with definitions...   1,2,4, go!

Jan 9 2008 4:53PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
case : landing on the deck
beaf : eating shit
Jan 9 2008 4:56PM
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furball
Posts: 64 - Karma: 11
Summer Teeth: Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!


Jan 9 2008 5:05PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
mays'll - a contraction of "may as well"
Jan 9 2008 5:19PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Safety meeting
Jan 9 2008 5:20PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
^^^ Which means getting high
Jan 9 2008 5:21PM
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KL.
Posts: 679 - Karma: 167
joey---beginner skier who looks like a clown hittin the sides of jumps and stuff
Jan 9 2008 5:23PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
rippers- little kids who go skiing for the first time and go in the park catching sweet air off the side of jumps

usage:
HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THAT RIPPER PWNING!
Jan 9 2008 5:29PM
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furball
Posts: 64 - Karma: 11
Ah yes... the safety meeting. or... check the generator... go talk to johnny... tighten my bindings...
Jan 9 2008 5:30PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
at my mountian food on the McDonalds menu stands for tricks
Jan 9 2008 5:30PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
sick freshies, or, as i like to say, fresh sickies.
Jan 9 2008 5:31PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
gaper: everyone should know this one.. noobs. beginner skiers, or kids going off the sides of jumps.

Jan 9 2008 5:36PM
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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
old as fuck but came back big in my crew:

Shack-wackled-the-dill : messing up on a rail.... the really bad way.

'I shack-wackled-my dill on that rail over there on saturday."


Jan 9 2008 5:47PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
hahah shit thats pretty funny.  cant really think of any that havent been said
Jan 9 2008 5:59PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
choob= chinese noob
A.K.A gaper
Jan 9 2008 6:14PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
no offense to any Chinese people.
Jan 9 2008 6:14PM
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T-Time
Posts: 231 - Karma: 11
Shred
Schralp
Rul
they all mean the same thing it means to ski the slopes really hard and look good.

Dude that guy is shreding that line
Jan 9 2008 6:17PM
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flatlander08
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
Nicky Newark

" Yea there were some fuckin Nicky Newarks on the moguls earlier."

skiers on the eastcoast know this one.

Nicky Newarks are these tough guys who come out to the mountains from NYC, Manhattan, Central Jersey, etc. and think they can ski anything... their skills are very weak... but no one has the balls to say anything about it or complain because there are usually 20 of them or more from a bus trip.
recognizeable marks:  rental equipment, Tommy Hilfiger Ski Jacket or "Triple Goose Down" from ChinaTown,NYC blackmarket.  gold chains, and hair gel.  the words "yahoo" as a mating call to their fag friends.

avoid.
Jan 9 2008 6:18PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
does anyone notice that every single person who wear a coat with no hood and then a hoody under the coat but the hood comes up over the coat as if it were the hood of the coat sucks so much
Jan 9 2008 6:20PM
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T-Time
Posts: 231 - Karma: 11
Steez- style with ease
Stoked- pumped up

Dude that was a steezy three
Dude im so stoked to hit that line

Jan 9 2008 6:21PM
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boulay
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
SPORS

stupid people on rental skis
Jan 9 2008 6:25PM
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JuliusJ
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groms-little shredders
gapers-need i say more?
knuckle-land on the knuckle of the jump
stomp-land cleanly
Jan 9 2008 6:31PM
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Upgrayedd
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That is a good one
Jan 9 2008 6:32PM
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al_britskiier
Posts: 419 - Karma: 23

rude as = awesome, great. nice etc

eg. mate that was rude as

Jan 9 2008 6:34PM
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alexL
Posts: 512 - Karma: 28
cuz anyone who doesnt suck wouldnt buy a jacket without a hood

wong - any chinese person in a one piece suit which there seems to be alot of, a guy who works at the store is named glen wong and he showed up for work one day in a 1 piece snow suit and didnt take it off all day, so now we make fun of people who look like him
Jan 9 2008 6:38PM
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alexL
Posts: 512 - Karma: 28
i know this is a tad bit racist but why are there sooooo many chinese people who go skiing but never seem to be able to ski?
Jan 9 2008 6:39PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
winner
Jan 9 2008 6:43PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
or SPORE(S) 


stupid people on rental equipment..... because lets face it, usually theres rental boots and poles in that package as well. 
Jan 9 2008 6:45PM
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_dy-lan_
Posts: 206 - Karma: 9
gnar dogs - kids who think they're good at park but really aren't.
Jan 9 2008 6:50PM
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Dylan_
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choob. hahahahahaha
Jan 9 2008 6:58PM
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EcoastSkiier
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
Geek gap- the gap that some pple have between the top of their goggles and the bottom of their helmet.  soooo gay if they are older than 7
Jan 9 2008 7:21PM
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skijunkiedtm
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ski team at my hill calls it a monkey butt
Jan 9 2008 7:25PM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424
are you trying to say all asians look a like man? Are you saying i look Chinese?

but if they really are chinese,  yeah there are a lot that suck, i know a few that are good, But lets face it, there are more people in the industry that suck then those that are good. There just trying it out,
Jan 9 2008 7:32PM
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Skipig25
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yea, it's SPORE
Jan 9 2008 7:35PM
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T-Time
Posts: 231 - Karma: 11
face shot- when u hit a deep spo in the snow and it all sprays up in ur face
Jan 9 2008 7:40PM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13

Beginner who get in the way are called:

Beaters
Gaypers
Pounders
Joeys
Turkies

Jan 9 2008 7:46PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
sickter- sicker than normal
Jan 9 2008 7:47PM
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WoodyE
Posts: 230 - Karma: 15
not to be confused with jizz that sprays up in ur face. not that i kno but ya
Jan 9 2008 7:52PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
Choobs.... heheh :}


NO offense to Chinese people again. :)
Jan 9 2008 8:06PM
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CKpolicy
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gnarnia-(n.) nice pipe/park
Jan 9 2008 8:08PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
punters - newb skiers
panzys - newb skiers
gnar - ???
Jan 9 2008 8:10PM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13
Bomb Holes- the mark you made after launching off a cliff
Jan 9 2008 8:12PM
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Lemuel
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oor -- orientals on rentals
Jan 9 2008 8:14PM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13
Blower powder- super deep light snow that blows around when slash through it 
Jan 9 2008 8:17PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
kamikazes - crazy japanese tourists that are bad and take pictures of their daughters shredding the bunny hill.

warrior - short for weekend warrior, the bad people that just come up on a saturday every once in a while, but believe they are the next shaun white or some shit.
Jan 9 2008 8:33PM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13
Getting worked or getting powned- bailing and crashing hard on rail or jump or cliff  
Jan 9 2008 8:39PM
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freestyler540
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knoling: hitting the knuckle on a jump
Disgustingly good: something that is just awesome


Jan 9 2008 8:44PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
aahhaha
Jan 9 2008 8:48PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
all the chinese and japanese people I see when I ski are decked out in expensive clothes, oakleys and everything but most aren't that good. I swear they buy that stuff in bulk then go on a trip together.
Jan 9 2008 9:09PM
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calebski.
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that ones sick
Jan 9 2008 9:17PM
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calebski.
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yes! for gnarnia!
Jan 9 2008 9:21PM
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