yeah. were not emo. if we were emo, we would wear tight pants. if we listened to any other genre of music in the entire world, we would never be caught dead in tight pants. as a matter of fact, anyone who would even think of wearing tight pants is not only emo, but gay! thats right folks, you wear pants that arent way too big for you and are slim fitting, guess what?! gay! kiss guys and everything!
its not emo in snowboarding, however. its "fun" and "cool". it looks totally dope on a snowboard, but if you even think of it whilst skiing, might as well pack up and move to vermont with your life partner so you can get married legally, because you sure are gay! i mean, how could you not be gay if you dont even have room for your balls to move around?? because clearly thats the reason behind tight pants, i mean thats why girls wear them, right?! they dont have balls or anything, so they can wear them without being gay. if youre a guy though, then youve already commited to not having balls, so...fag!
and if you think for one second that youre gonna sit there in your tight pants and allow rap music to be played, youve got another thing coming. tight pants wearers cannot listen to anything other than commercial black-eyeliner emo music. its nearly impossible for them to sit through without throwing up and bleeding out of the ears. cool bands like led zeppelin? tight pants! same with the beatles, the ramones, bob dylan, and all that TERRIBLE EMO music. because lord know that they are some of the gayest cryaboutits in the world. and kanye west, have you seen that HES wearing tight pants now?! probably because hes an emo FAGGGG who plays WAH WAH CRY music!
thanks for setting the record straight, bud.
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