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What would you do if....

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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
ok here's what you do...
you propose a situation sayin "What would you do if..." the person below you responds, and posts their own "What would you do if..."
I'll start.



What would you do if you saw some gaper with rental skis switch cork truckdriver 10 over a 90 footer?
Dec 31 2007 12:17AM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
take a picture of it, take notes to make sure i don't make the same mistake, then vomit

you got on a chair lift with glen plake (was riding a monoski too)
Jan 3 2008 10:39PM
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T-Pency
Posts: 738 - Karma: 827
set his hair on fire then parachute of the lift laughing until my side hurt

 what would you do if shaun white just died and carrot top became the new shaun white?
Jan 4 2008 12:29AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
get it on video so it'd be top rated. haha.




what would you do if you took the covers off your bed to go to sleep, and there was a rattlesnake there?
Jan 4 2008 11:02AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
what im doing right now, live with it

what would you do if i sent a monkey named coco to eat ur cereal
Jan 4 2008 11:07AM
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*AMILLZ*
Posts: 207 - Karma: 10
I would buy coco puffs for him, and fruity pebbles for me

what would you do if you had no legs?
Jan 4 2008 12:40PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
become a cop and kick some ass

what would you do if axe invented invisibility spray that made you smell amazing as well
Jan 4 2008 2:15PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
i would spray myself with it and raid the girls locker room

what would you do if there were little holes through the tips of your fingers and strings through them that attatched all your toes and fingers to the ceiling
Jan 4 2008 2:19PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
I'd call my self "Spider-Man"

What would you do if this post was deleted?
Jan 4 2008 2:21PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
absolutely nothing

what would you do if your cat started talking to you in english?
Jan 4 2008 2:25PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
slap it and say "nah kittah thats a bad kittah"

what would you do if an alien spaceship landed in your yard
Jan 4 2008 2:27PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
run...i don't want to be probed

what would you do if animals controled us
Jan 4 2008 2:28PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
say no.....

what would you do if you woke up one day with no anus or dick/pussy?
Jan 4 2008 2:41PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53

bathroom...how?

what if you woke up in the middle of nowhere in a hut with a yeti in a bikini

Jan 4 2008 2:48PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
i'd go lewis and clarking with the yeti


what would you do if your mom was extremely hot, and you knew it
Jan 4 2008 2:58PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
tell my friends not to touch her


what would you do if you were in a fight with a ninja who was trained in every sort of martial arts imaginable
Jan 4 2008 3:40PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Shoot it in the face...twice..

What would you do if you were kidnapped by male chineese drug smugglers who drugged you with a cigar laced with a date rape drug and make you become a sex slave for the rest of your days.
Jan 4 2008 3:50PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
hahaa wtf is that a bizarre fantasy of yours or something?
Jan 4 2008 4:02PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
no hahaha..
Jan 4 2008 4:12PM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
put it on youtube.

what would you do if you're parents where gay.
Jan 4 2008 6:54PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
go to boarding school and ski a lot.

what would you do if a hot family friend started seducing you, but she's married and twice your age?
Jan 4 2008 7:16PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123

Bear mace her....

what would you do if you lost your detatchable penis?

Jan 4 2008 8:26PM
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J-Flow
Posts: 675 - Karma: 10
bros before hoes - family friend = bro

what would you do if you had $5 000 000.00 in disposable income?
Jan 4 2008 8:26PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
what every NS 'er would do.................. move to whistler/utah/europe.


what would u do if ur anus violently erupted(diarhea)  in ur pants in the middle of a big comp run???
Jan 4 2008 8:48PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
I would make it look steezy


What would you do if Janet Jackson's tit popped out during the X-Games pipe finals live on TV?
Jan 4 2008 8:50PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Backhand it.


What would you do if someone tackled you off a rail?
Jan 4 2008 8:56PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
i would hike back up and hit that again

whta would you do if music disapeared?
Jan 4 2008 9:05PM
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J-Flow
Posts: 675 - Karma: 10
you ruined it.

what would you rather fight - a team of monkey knife fighters, or a single kimono dragon?
Jan 4 2008 10:06PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
I'd just kill myself first.

What would you do if you overheard you mom say to your dad "let's go re-act 2 girls 1 cup"?
Jan 4 2008 10:24PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
i would laugh then cry

what would you do if you woke up to 50 cent giving you head?
Jan 4 2008 10:49PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
point a gun at him and pull tha trigga

what would you do if you had to fight Lil G
Jan 5 2008 2:19AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
kick some serious ass

what would you do if you got stuck in the gondola for 24 hours with the one person you hate the most?

Jan 5 2008 2:37AM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
Kick their ass...repeatedly

What would you do if jessica alba was waiting for you to have sex with her....but you got whiskey dick?
Jan 5 2008 2:49AM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
i dunno if that possible wit jessica alba....but if it was really not gonna get hard... i would just dry hump the shit outta her


what would you do if you found a remote for life ( like click)
Jan 5 2008 3:00AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
Click the damn thing

What would you do if you couldn't leave your bedroom for the rest of your life
Jan 5 2008 3:11AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
Actually thats easy - Consult Build-a-jib 101 cult and then build a bedroom jib.

What would you do if you caught some massive psycho heavily armed fucker jacking your skis
Jan 5 2008 3:13AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
cry and maybe throw a snowball at him

what would you do if you had to choose one of the following: getting pussy for the rest of ur life or skiing for the rest of ur life
Jan 5 2008 3:20AM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
i would be happy, my skis are too small.

what would you do if you overheard you parents making plans to kill you?
Jan 5 2008 4:33PM
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nwoody88
Posts: 126 - Karma: 14
slap him in the face then run....run to her house and kick her in the ovaries :P:P:P:P:P:P:P

what would you do if you could only ski one type of skiing( i.e backcountry, big mountain, park/pipe, urban)
Jan 5 2008 6:20PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
spit roast her!

actually no

what would u do if hillary became prez and came up with a bouch of shitty laws and stuff?
Jan 5 2008 6:20PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
nothing, maybe move to canada if the laws were mad gay an shit

what would you do if reese can to your door asking for his pieces back
Jan 5 2008 7:02PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

move.

What would you do if tupac and biggie didn't die?

Jan 5 2008 7:21PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
have a 3some with them

what would you do if everyone in your town found out you had sex with a dude
Jan 5 2008 7:30PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
claim rape and get a shitload of money.


what would you do if you were Jamie Lynn's baby's daddy?
Jan 5 2008 9:42PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
say that i was gay, wait until someone made an offensive homosexual remark towards me and then sue the shit out of them.

what would you do if you turned into a warewolf at every full moon?
Jan 5 2008 9:43PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
pimp some mad hoes

what would you do if you can have any superpower
Jan 6 2008 2:22AM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
that happened to my friend

what would you do if one day, you became so flexible that you could sniff your cornhole and when you did, you realised, straight out, that it smelled like glue?
Jan 6 2008 2:45AM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
what the hell kind of question is that? probably cut back on all the glue i eat.

what would you do if your home mountain banned skiing?
Jan 6 2008 2:55AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
Probably chip in with all of my friends that ski in order to pay a hitman to take out all of the management. Or just go there every day and fuck shit up.

What would you do if you walked in on your parents doing it?
Jan 6 2008 3:40AM
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zesty_buddy
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
run!

What would you do if you won lotto?
Jan 6 2008 5:20AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
buy shit.

what would you do if you had a mild cold nonstop for the rest of your life?
Jan 6 2008 7:25AM
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