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My right nut really hurts

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Runnie_D
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I think I broke it
Dec 29 2007 7:10PM
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TheQuailman
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does that one hang lower for you?
Dec 29 2007 7:16PM
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Runnie_D
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Nah its higher
Dec 29 2007 7:21PM
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General_Shredgnar
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Like serious pain or mild soreness? Because if its mild you could have squeezed it or slapped it accidentally. If its serious go to a doctor as soon as possible.
Dec 29 2007 7:30PM
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wev-skis
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ahh that sucks,  i heard a story about a kid who was playing golf, he was teeing off and he swung funny and ended up twisting his testicles around each-other.  im not sure if this is accually possible but the guy at the golf course told me.  well he ended up havig to go to the hospital.

but seriously that has happened to me before, like it gets really tender ( i know that sounds gay). but it usually goes away.  might still wanna get it checked out.
Dec 29 2007 8:45PM
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xcjamie
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haha that would suck
Dec 29 2007 8:47PM
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maclem
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you have to squeeze the pain out. hard.
Dec 29 2007 8:51PM
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ax_murderer
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. its cuz of the coriiolis effect. in the southern hemisphere your right nut hangs lower just like the toilet spins in one direction. in the northern, its the opposite, just like the toilet spins the other way. closer to the equator, closer to equal ball height. and tahts the truth
Dec 29 2007 8:56PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 29 2007 9:34PM
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thenakedcellist
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you laugh, but what if someone removed your clit?
Dec 29 2007 9:36PM
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Silence
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^ this is true.

balls aren't a laughing matter!
Dec 29 2007 9:37PM
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comeatmebro
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this happened to me once for a night. my right nut was like really tender i almost went to the doctors but it went away. i think i slapped it somehow or something...idk how long has it been going on for?
Dec 29 2007 9:39PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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I know im srry guys it sounded all rly funny as soon is i read it HAHA

hope ur nut gets better soon!!!
Dec 29 2007 9:40PM
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thenakedcellist
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I think you should help him out...
Dec 29 2007 9:46PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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naaah i think dats ur moms job im ok...
Dec 29 2007 9:53PM
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Pippin
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pwnage?
Jan 3 2008 8:01PM
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KRASHED
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if it wasn't serious pain I would treat it like any other painful area and use hot/cold. I know nothing says a shitty day like frozen balls but it may work the same.
Jan 3 2008 8:08PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Get someone to flick it, that should help.
Jan 3 2008 8:10PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
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what a beast...I believe she just called you out
Jan 3 2008 8:12PM
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Microcosm
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yeah, we learned about that in health.. go figure. it's rare but they can twist and it will cut off blood flow and hurt really freakin badly. go to the doctors right now if it's that bad! if it's just sore then I'd say sleep on it and go tomorrow if it's still hurtin.
Jan 3 2008 8:27PM
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sammyc25
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yeah that happened to one of my friends. the doctor told him to jerk off so his testicles would untwist or something like that
Jan 3 2008 8:28PM
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ECGove
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yeah dude, rub some icy hot on the boys, the pain will go away real quick
Jan 3 2008 8:31PM
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Runnie_D
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Fuck that I did that one time on a bus before a football game shit stings like no other
Jan 3 2008 8:50PM
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SteezePatrol
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dude. fuck off.

rub one out meng you got some backed up seamen chillin around perhaps
Jan 3 2008 8:59PM
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word-sauce
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maybe you should stop wearing shorts so small
[IMG]http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1198836395-558981-240x320-1198835945me.jpg[\IMG]
Jan 3 2008 9:00PM
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ECGove
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maybe you should learn what a backslash is 
Jan 3 2008 9:02PM
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brenker
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uneven nutses? nahhhh that sucks. good luck feel better
Jan 3 2008 9:03PM
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Microcosm
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ahhahahahahahahha, this thread just got 10x better.
Jan 3 2008 9:03PM
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word-sauce
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Click for larger image sorry about that a little delay in the pwnage
Jan 3 2008 9:07PM
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word-sauce
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i kinda feel sorry for him because every thread he makes we post that pic
Jan 3 2008 9:07PM
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brenker
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^^haha thats hilarious

Jan 3 2008 9:09PM
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Runnie_D
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Wow I wore that shit in weight training one time cause I lost a bet and now its gonna haunt me forever.
Jan 3 2008 9:11PM
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word-sauce
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Really? Thats funny because last time someone posted that you said it was your work out suit? Now which one is it mister D?
Jan 3 2008 9:19PM
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Runnie_D
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That was my work out suit for that day I would never work out in that on a regular basis.

Jan 3 2008 9:23PM
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STREETS
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Was part of the bet also to post it on NS in your pic section?
Jan 3 2008 9:26PM
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Runnie_D
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Nah i just wanted to put up a picture and that one seemed like a good fit at the time. Boy was i wrong...
Jan 3 2008 9:28PM
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illy
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i feel bad 4 u dood... u got a serious problem and half of these assholes take it as a joke... get that shit checked out
Jan 3 2008 9:44PM
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jeremy.g
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my friend slept in a wierd position and twisted his balls and one nut was the size of an orange and he had to get surgery
Jan 3 2008 10:08PM
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JaphyRyder
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oh shit the hos got an attitude
Jan 3 2008 10:16PM
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MADmidwest
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when you get hit in the nuts it's supposed to go away after 2 hours max. anything after that and you've got some serious problems. don't fuck around with it- How much are your nuts worth to you.. I only have one of them and i would pay atleast 100 dollars for it back.
Jan 3 2008 10:21PM
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MADmidwest
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^by the way going to the doctor because my nuts hurt saved my life so don't take it too lightly. inless you just got hit there.
Jan 3 2008 10:23PM
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clayborn
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Theres a girl in my class who claims not to have a clit.
Jan 3 2008 10:31PM
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skitoggrob
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u only have one nut?
Jan 3 2008 10:40PM
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Runnie_D
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Well i'm sure it has to do with my back cause everytime I have back pain my nut hurts so maybe theres like a pinched nerve or something...
Jan 3 2008 10:42PM
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GangstaKid
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this guy looks like right queer
Jan 3 2008 10:45PM
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MADmidwest
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yeah, but it's better than letting cancer take over my whole body. I'm trying not to let to let this guy have that shit happen just in case that is what it is. If you catch it early it's not that life threatening compared to other cancers. By the way i have two nuts but one of them is made out of silicone and other stuff. The doctors actually asked me if i wanted it or not. Hell yeah i wanted it. Imagine if a girl was feeling down there and only fely one nut, she wouldn't know what to do.

Jan 3 2008 10:47PM
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Microcosm
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speaking of which...
how can I avoid nutting myself on rails. I came too close for comfort this past week. maybe I'll just start a new thread.
Jan 3 2008 10:53PM
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word-sauce
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ya sorry about that man it seemed funny at the time
Jan 3 2008 11:10PM
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GangstaKid
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Get One Off These. It`s An Abdo Guard,The Crickiters Use It To Protect There Balls


Jan 3 2008 11:11PM
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Microcosm
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that looks mad uncomfortable. ahaha
any real tips?
Jan 4 2008 1:03AM
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DANETRON
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Its called a "twistical" happened to a kid I know and he said it was crazy painfull

Jan 4 2008 1:11AM
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