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skipimp_
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Why do people like putting things in their ass?



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

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Sep 17 2003 8:39PM
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Phrosty
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because it feels good.




Sep 17 2003 8:40PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
well, if u have a fire extinguisher around your house...yea have fun

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Sep 17 2003 8:46PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Didn't somebody try to kill themself by sitting on a traffic cone? i remember seeing that on the news or in the paper or something


On my way to goddom
Sep 17 2003 10:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
try it and youll see


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Sep 17 2003 10:15PM
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Ds91260
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i remember a story of some guy impaling and killing himself with a plunger, he was in a bath tub and slipped or somthin, probly an urban legend
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Sep 17 2003 11:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
well poop feels good going out. I suppose stuff might feel good goin in.

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Sep 17 2003 11:35PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you suppose eh?

im with this 28 year old and she loves sticking fingers in my ass....fuckin wierd shit, but she won't stop....



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 18 2003 12:36AM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
^rrronchy..anyways i heard some girl was masturbating witha broom and she fell down the stairs and her rents found her dead atthe bottom of the stairs with a broom all the way up..all i gotta say is...orgasmic
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Sep 18 2003 12:49AM
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Mad_Trix540
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sep 18 2003 1:01AM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
i heard on 'Sex With Sue' that the male g-spot is in the ass. thats sketchy shit tho. i mean gettin shit all over the place just insnt worth it.

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Sep 18 2003 5:10AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
milking the prostate


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Sep 18 2003 5:12AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hmm, what a great word


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Sep 18 2003 5:54AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
'how come whenever i tell somebody they can put it anywhere, they put it in my ass?'



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Sep 18 2003 6:20AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
cuz its so tight.
Sep 18 2003 7:30AM
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Phrosty
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it feels like u have to poop doesn't it skipimp? yeah it does...




Sep 18 2003 7:33AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
hey skipimp if she likes to put things in your ass, see if she'll let you put things in her ass.
Sep 18 2003 7:37AM
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Phrosty
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dude of course she will, she probably likes it more in the ass anyways/ dont let this one go skipimp.




Sep 18 2003 7:40AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
yeh all girls do, they just dont know it yet.
Sep 18 2003 8:08AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
oh she wants it in her ass, but i really can't deal with...y'know, bumpin into shit.....literally.





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 19 2003 7:19PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^just make sure she's fresh out of the shower and you have plenty of lube. also don't just slam it home warm it up with a pinky finger or bigger for a little bit and then give her the good stuff. you won't regret it, and poop washes off pretty fast if you even get that much on your wang. just don't stick it in the other hole without having a shower cuz it can cause illness





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Sep 19 2003 7:26PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
strode knows his shit (no pun intended)

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Sep 19 2003 9:02PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
what other hole?







The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 19 2003 11:22PM
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aoe
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^ the pink one
Sep 19 2003 11:34PM
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Jackpot
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basically the dirt road is the best path chosen

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Sep 19 2003 11:57PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ where did you get the name '2 inchers club' because thats a really herrendous name for a club.
Sep 20 2003 12:32AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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^where do you think he got it?

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Sep 20 2003 2:29AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
oh cmon skipimp be a man dooo it...
Sep 20 2003 2:34AM
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Girays_Brother
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i went poopoo

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Sep 20 2003 3:14AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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yea id do it if she wants it, its not something i'd ask a girl to do though

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Sep 20 2003 4:56AM
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666
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i bet you would if you were married to her for 10 years.
Sep 20 2003 12:26PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ no that would be even harder to do then. shed be all like ' you gotta stop watchin them dirty porns'. but yeah skipimp hit dat shit man....
Sep 20 2003 1:04PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
have fun with it, like do her up the butt, and halfway through tell her you have AIDS and try and stay on for as long as possible. it's called rodeo.
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Sep 21 2003 2:56AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
yeh ct, does your dick still point straight?
Sep 21 2003 3:36AM
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linemaverick540
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stick an airhorn in her ass and then blow it


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Sep 21 2003 4:53AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
ill stick it to her all right

it's better finishing there anyways, don't gotta worry bout no babies, hyuck!





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 22 2003 12:51AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the rodeo idea sound HILARIOUS

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Sep 22 2003 1:45AM
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shorty_T
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that's in 'going greek'--- that movie is hillarious!
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Sep 22 2003 2:26AM
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petek
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so thats what this thread is about....



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Sep 22 2003 2:28AM
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F5*
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donkey punch and houdini, thoes are funny.


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Sep 22 2003 3:28AM
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John_Hoeplinger
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nah whats really funny is ur fuckin a girl up the butt raw dog no rubbers and then pull out, spit on her back so she thinks ur done then when she turns around bust right on her face its called the san fransico surprise . . . right in the eyes. when i first heard that one i was real drunk and couldn't stop laughin
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Sep 22 2003 4:27AM
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F5*
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^^ where I m from thats called a houdini


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Sep 22 2003 9:24PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
man....I've heard these all like 400 biquajquintillion times

my favourite is not showering for 2 weeks and then letting some dumb ho suck me off....anything to get these bitches off my dick.

...not that girls are bitches or anything..



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 22 2003 11:54PM
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The_Razors_Edge
Posts: 68 - Karma: 11
man, i read the post title and the last post and what the fuck do they have on common? No one give a fuck if your getting laid dude.. your proably not and just trying to impress everyone here.. but the thing is we are all guys.. not working dude
Sep 23 2003 1:15AM
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SPOOOK
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^ dude shut up you are a newb an noone likes you. stop trying to fit in. anyways....

sphincter is such a funny word.
sphincter... hehehe sphincter... hehehe sphincter... hehehe




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Sep 23 2003 2:09AM
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the east isnt, yes i did try, but then i realized i have way to much to live fore.
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Sep 23 2003 2:26AM
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CTripper
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or the tombstone, when your doing 69 standing up, and right befor eyou cum you yell tombstone and drop the girl on her head.
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Sep 23 2003 4:07AM
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dilla_says_go
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hahahaha cleveland steamer? wha?

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Sep 23 2003 4:12AM
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caleBCaleb
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firey dragon = shes giving you head and you push down on her head right as you bust and it goes out her nose
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Sep 23 2003 4:41AM
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ski.tz07
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good fucking question- the ass is an exit not an entrance


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Sep 23 2003 5:03AM
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