i hit a kicker last season, probably like a 15 footer or something medium sized, i overshot and my ski pre-released on the pop but stayed with me in the air so when i landed my right ski ws gone and i landed on my butt and broke my tailbone. it hurt. and i had to sit on a donut cushion for the next two months.
I have the worlds largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches around the world, perhaps you've seen it!
But really, youre probably not going to get through this whole thing before you realize its my signature, but youre going to keep reading anyway because there might be something funny at the end. Sadly, there isnt.