If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked," you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. ..
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears
and my fav
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
please continue this thread with you best chuck norris jokes, while being extremley stupid they are the funniest shit Ever
'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war
and the two people that run this great USA are BUSH and DICK.'
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