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How could you steal skis?

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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15
my friend and i just got back from hiking up our local mountain and sliding down it on sleds. upon reaching the base, there were four pairs of skis, no lock, nothing. they were just sitting in front of an empty lodge, on an abondoned ski hill, at 12:30AM. one of the pair of skis was brand new volkl karmas with salomon bindings on them. the thought never crossed my mind to take them even though it would have been easier than beating a homeless person at a game of LIFE. instead, i walked to the new skis and snagged the ten buck rental poles next to them.... score. so it makes me think how fucked you have to be in the head to take someone else's skis.  
Dec 23 2007 1:16AM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
wait.. so you still stole something??
Dec 23 2007 1:17AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
THE most hypocritical thread ive ever seen.

go somewhere quiet and dark and hit yourself in the head with something heavy
Dec 23 2007 1:20AM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
Hmm brand new skis still at a resort at 12:30am? very odd.
Dec 23 2007 1:25AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
setup,   to get you in trouble?
Dec 23 2007 1:34AM
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sandybov.ill
Posts: 804 - Karma: 1,559
poles are legit to steal but skis that just mean. sure someone will be dissapointed if you steal there poles . but then theyll just steal someone elses poles. if someones steals someones skis then they fucked and there goes there day.
Dec 23 2007 1:37AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
I've got rental poles but the local shop did actually lend 'em to me.
Dec 23 2007 1:40AM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
probably. like that one episode of cops where they had a bike laying up against the building in downtown somewhere.
they had fucking cops on the roof tops, and cops on the ground waiting for someone to steal a bike so they could fine them.
so retarded.
dont steal skis though thats lame as hell.
Dec 23 2007 1:47AM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
they had to have been bait skis with gps trackers or something
Dec 23 2007 1:57AM
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snowboardersrule
Posts: 1077 - Karma: 15
i think stealing some karmas would come back to bite you.
Dec 23 2007 2:06AM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
Posts: 2715 - Karma: 355
haha yeah don't mess with the karma's
Dec 23 2007 2:11AM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
wow your  a bitch.  thats like saying well, sense its not worth much that gives me the right to steal it.  I wouldent want to be your friend...
Dec 23 2007 2:36AM
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alaskakid
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Dec 23 2007 3:06AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
I bet they weren't skis at all, but just an illusion set up by a couple of people from burton, so when you pick up the skis, they shock you, and you never want to ski again because of the nastiness the skis gave you....

....Burton and their shinanigans...
Dec 23 2007 3:20AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
epic fail
Dec 23 2007 3:59AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
you're mom must hate you so much.
Dec 23 2007 4:03AM
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Flarestrike
Posts: 437 - Karma: 18
I laughed so hard when i read that....yoink! there my poles now......
Dec 23 2007 6:05AM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15
im sorry i stole a mountain's rental poles because it was probably their only pair. shit i suck at life, you guys are totally right, damn.
Dec 23 2007 10:50AM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
its the principle of stealing you dumb fuck.  I hope I never meet you, you suck. Rental Poles or not, it doesnt matter.
Dec 23 2007 10:54AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
I've done that before. Still I'm pretty sure I got the guys poles who took mine cause they looked pretty similar and were close together; he probably just got mixed up.
Dec 23 2007 11:08AM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15

hahaha, we got ourselves a mr. clean soul right over here. never took something in his life. congrats because i bet most of the kids responding in this thread have took something that wasnt theirs in life... hell i bet you have as well.

Dec 23 2007 11:12AM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
yeah when i was a kid i took something that wasn't mine. Then I grew up and realized that stealing is among the lowest of things you can do.  Mr. Clean Soul? Ha, No. It's called morals and karma.  Try it out sometime. 
Dec 23 2007 11:15AM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15

omfg did you give me bad karma? pleaze dnt give me bad karma.

Dec 23 2007 11:18AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
fuck you. that's the stupidest way to look at the situation. I'd be pretty pissed if someone stole my poles regardless of how much they cost or how easy they are to replace. it's assholes like you that make me have to spend time locking up my stuff and hoping no one comes around and takes something- even if it's just some poles. what makes you think it's "legit" to steal poles? I call that illegal. and who says that person is going to sink down to your level of pathetic scum and steal someone else's poles? sorry about the rant but please have some thought for whose lives you're affecting every time you steal some seemingly worthless item.
Dec 23 2007 11:24AM
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Neffer
Posts: 806 - Karma: 38
I had my poles stolen last year.  Fucking pissed me off.  They were carbon fiber poles I got for 15$ at a ski swap, I had them for five years.  If you are going to take poles, make sure they're rentals and not somebody's favorite poles that they are very attached to.  I really want them back, I hate the poles I have now.
Dec 23 2007 11:28AM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
sure, all of us have taken something that wasnt ours but we dont go claiming it on NS thinkin we are bamf.  ur a hypocrite. - karma. simple as that.

AND there was already a thread that discusses this -
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/338544/
Dec 23 2007 11:29AM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
anyone who steals is a piece of shit. even poles. I posted this in another thread but at Copper my first day out I had a brand new pair of $40 poles that my mom bought me for my birthday. I set them up by my skis and go into the lodge for 15 minutes. When I come back out they are replaced with shitty ass $10 poles.

Atleast they left me something but the point is that those meant a lot to me because my mom choose them and bought them for me.

To anyone who steals, go fuck yourself. You'd be pretty pissed if someone stole from you so don't do it to others.
Dec 23 2007 11:31AM
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mike_stack_rules
Posts: 105 - Karma: 17
if you get your shit stolen at the hill its your own fault. do you leave your bike chilling somewhere unlocked in the city? then why would you leave your skis hanging out at the mountain? get real.
Dec 23 2007 11:35AM
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mike_stack_rules
Posts: 105 - Karma: 17
skiing is a rich sport anyway, not like you guys cant afford to buy some more, or mommy and daddy cant afford it rather. i know there are some honest hard working skiiers out there, but there are also a lot of rich little shit heads that have their asses wiped for them until the age of 18.
Dec 23 2007 11:37AM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15
well i guess its a good thing you payed attention and realized that they were the mountains poles. damnit i just ruined a day of skiing for the mountain, FUCK. wait... it was closed also! fuck you kid. sucks you had your shit stolen, but dont relate this situation to yours.
Dec 23 2007 11:47AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
thats soooooo not true. im a pretty privelaged kid but my parents wouldnt just buy me new skis.
Dec 23 2007 11:49AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
exactly. and there are a lot of kids here on NS that pay for their own shit, and even a lot more barely making it in college...so think of that before you say everyone is rich and can just buy new skis.
Dec 23 2007 11:53AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
scored those rental poles huh- pretty freakin awsome
Dec 23 2007 12:03PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330

hahahahah

Dec 23 2007 12:14PM
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jKutcher
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some one stole my poles in whistler this summer.  i didnt just turn around and steal some one else's.
Dec 23 2007 12:44PM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Skiing is an EXPENSIVE sport, not a "rish" sport. If someone stole my poles, or anything, I'd be pissed off. I don;t have money to splash around BECAUSE skiing is an expensive sport. An extra $20 to spend is still and extra $20 out of my pocket that means less food, drink or trips.
Dec 23 2007 12:44PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
exactly....just because you can steal something doesn't mean you should. Grow up bud, and why you would come on here to boast that to everyone, well clearly you need to do some rethinking.
Dec 23 2007 1:07PM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19

you suck

Dec 23 2007 1:08PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
i still dont see why everyone is making such a huge deal over rental poles, the mountain probably gets them free anyways, big deal...
Dec 23 2007 1:25PM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15

and it was almost 1AM so no one was using them.

kids just want something to bitch about on here, that's all.

Dec 23 2007 1:38PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
since it was that early, i doubt anyone cared or was using those poles. But if it was during the day, thats some stupid shit you did.

I don't get why you'd steal some poles or anything during the day, even if they are rentals. I mean, come on, they belong to someone else who is out there  trying to have a good time, just like you. Why go and ruin it?
Dec 23 2007 1:45PM
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ride-rider
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i hope the mods delete you.
Dec 23 2007 1:50PM
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jp_draves
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is it acceptable to go to the lost and found section where there are hundreds of poles and grab a pair? i think not, but if they've been there for weeks....
Dec 23 2007 2:13PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
YAYY!!! lets go sledding then steal some poles....then shove them up our asses and celebrate gay appreciation day
Dec 23 2007 2:42PM
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jack.whelan
Posts: 1504 - Karma: 122
why steal rental poles? get to know someone who works at the shop and they give them to you. i still do that and have been for years. if you break one, they just give you another one.
Dec 23 2007 2:45PM
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deezy.
Posts: 2538 - Karma: 26
mmmm yes!
Dec 23 2007 2:58PM
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AKoblitz
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At my resort when I'm walking home from the bar, we go right through gondola square and there are almost always poles, skis, and shit at 2 in the morning... I don't get some people... tourists
Dec 23 2007 4:04PM
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pjbauer
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 480
word.  Buy your own shit!
Dec 23 2007 7:56PM
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skodeo7
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skiiertard
Dec 23 2007 8:24PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186

i never knew people stole skis..?

you can just borrow poles for a day and return them, but why steal?

people are so dumb.

Dec 23 2007 8:26PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
if someone is dumb enough to leave thier shit at the hill (skis, poles, goggs, etc etc) then they deserve to have them stolen.

my skis dont leave my sight without either A) being locked up B) in my closet at home.


that being said, i dunno if i could steal skis.  it depends

poles on the other hand...im on my 6-7th set of poles and iv only payed for 1 pair.
Dec 23 2007 8:30PM
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