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Shreddy (shrEDwerd) AND ty beck HIMSELF (skiiermanrules) both got L8R'd today...send vibes their way!

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strongmark
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hey shreddy, why the long face?  :-(!

ok, so today at the endangered loonbirdsmountainfeelthedreams today, shreddy got handled pretty fierce on a mega-bold attempt at a backflipper off a toosmall jump.  straight to his face, massive amounts of facial mangling ensued, and major hospitals had to be visited for treatment.  shreddy was on his way to an epic year with MAJOR PROGRESHHHHH (quiet please) already this season, and then THIS has to happen?!?!?!?!?! WHY IN THE WORLD WHYHHYHWYWHWYWYYYYY??????  shreddy kills it...ALWAYZZZZZZ!

and hey ty...why the BROKEN ARROW with john travolta?

AND ty beck, worlds-best-skier-in-the-making, after destroying the slopes on two planks for days, got the shaft on a snowboard back 9 off the heels to overshoot SKIIERMAN STYLE, and his elbow got beat up by all the bullies in 5th grade.  verdict is a chipped bone for NO GOOD REASON and now hes here, arm-in-sling, boozing his injuries out of serious pain.

so EVERYONE...send your good vibes to the healing of two of skiings most important brethren as soon as possible so they can be back on the slopes soon serving you like pete sampras at the US open.

she's bit.

fuck tony hawk.

Dec 22 2007 9:47PM
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threejay
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shredward got manhandled alright...i hope his face doesn't have more than 3 scars and ty beck better be back on skis within days or i will be quite upset.
Dec 22 2007 9:52PM
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jKutcher
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hmmmmm

i liked the way that was written.

positive vibesssss ++++++++
Dec 22 2007 10:35PM
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timmi
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positive vibes. sucks for them., but just the way you made the thread is friggin hilarious.
Dec 22 2007 11:04PM
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dweezileast
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wait.... you're supposed to get a sling for a chipped elbow? uh oh

++++++ either way
Dec 23 2007 12:08AM
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mophead
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I chipped my elbow biking a couple years ago.
It fucking sucks.
pppppositiveeeee vvvvvibesssssss ++++++++++++++++++++
get better soon
Dec 23 2007 12:18AM
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Ceru
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vibes dude!
Dec 23 2007 12:24AM
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titsLOL
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I just watched happy feet again, if you want good vibes I suggest you do the same.
Dec 23 2007 12:42AM
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2bi40s
Posts: 275 - Karma: 15
FUCK JOEL PRATT! its all his fault for letting ratatouille wax tys skis when he was workin on lady # 847
Dec 23 2007 1:20AM
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Literature
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Vibes Sent. Feel better guys.
Dec 23 2007 2:08AM
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SHREDDY
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IM ALIVE! Definately fun drinking food out of a straw for the next couple of days... Like sir Pomykato Robato said, backflipping a small ass jump...here's the run down

all was good until i caught my tips on the landing sending me dashing to my beloved beautiful face! My goggles EXPLODED, legit which ended up cutting up my entire face pretty gnarly-like. I got up spewing blood all over the gorgeous LMP. Somehow, someway I got a massive gash under my gums in front of my lip. My nose, enormous, but not broken. Mild concussion. In the end, a general surgeon had to be called into Spear hosptial in plymouth, nh to perform life threating surgery! In the end I made it out with 6 stitches on my smellulater piece and 6 stitches inside my TASTEulater. Liquid diet for a few days...

On a bright note...I can ski in a couple days, potentially monday, but I'm gonna wait til wednesday. You know damn well I'm going right back to dumb inverts, only over hits...BALLLIN'

P3ac3 C0a5T forever!!!
Dec 23 2007 2:10AM
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SHREDDY
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Vibes much appreciated also!!! Good vibes to all who send vibes!
Dec 23 2007 2:12AM
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STACKS
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noob
Dec 23 2007 6:53AM
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316
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holden

Dec 23 2007 6:11PM
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strongmark
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dweeb
Dec 24 2007 11:22PM
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Silence
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++'ve ones

classic thread style
Dec 25 2007 12:33AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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i didnt understand a word you just said...

you sound like a dog wit peanut butter on the roof of yo mouth...
Dec 25 2007 1:04AM
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Billiards.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS vibes comiinnnggg....
Dec 25 2007 10:56AM
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1080ski
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++++++ vibes your way guys. good thing that you will be back skiing soon tho!
Dec 25 2007 12:01PM
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R-Bertsch
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haha good vibes, but you're a really funny writer you shoudl work for the onion
Dec 25 2007 12:04PM
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