Post your heartfelt letters to loved ones for scrutiny !

1st

P.S dont get any wise ideas about cutting/paste these to your gf/bf. think up your own demise.

Zoe, you're freaking me out.  All of a sudden you want all this contact.  We went from almost a straight month of not talking to having these awkward semi-regular conversations.  Seriously, it's weird.  All of a sudden you're apologizing to me. Why the hell are you doing this now?  We broke up over four months ago but you're suddenly have a crisis of conscience?

Listen, summer sucked.  I don't want your sympathy, I want to move on and you're really not helping.  Every time you get in contact with me I spend the next day torn up.  I've been fighting with myself ever since you texted me that apology.  Every day I struggle with whether to hear you out or tell you to fuck off.

What do you want from me anyway?  I told you during the summer I'm never going to be your friend, I'll always be your ex-boyfriend.  I really don't care that all your other exes have decided to walk that path, I'm choosing a different one for myself.  This brings me to my next point.  I don't want to hang out or party with you.  Even though it's been four months, don't ask me to sit and watch you get drunk and hook up with every guy in the room.  Ever since we broke up, my friends have felt free to share all kinds of stories with me.  Hahahaha, I remember that night when you called me after we broke up.  You were telling me about how proud you were of yourself that you didn't hook up with that Cory guy at Jon's house.  Congratulations, you're now on the path to success Zoe!  Step One - Actually don't hook up with a guy!  Step Two - ???  Step Three - Profit!

Besides, friendship is a two way street.  Why should I bother putting myself out there again just to get shot down?  I think the only reason I fell for you in the first place is that you don't exactly reciprocate.  It's kind of sick, but I guess that's how I am, I can't have a relationship that's too easy or comfortable.  I don't think you're capable of holding up your end.  Case in point:  That night in Abique was fucking horrible for me.  Easily the worst night of the summer.  I spent all night sitting on that rock wishing I hadn't drank anything so I could just walk back to my car and drive home.  All of my real friends came and kept me company.  After offloading all that bullshit on me about how you really wanted to be friends you barely even acknowledged me.  A five minute visit would have made everything alright, you were the reason I was over there for fuck's sake.  I don't think we had even been broken up for two whole days yet at that point.  But, nope.  You were to too engrossed in that other guy.  For that I'm still kind of bitter.

I want to cut off the communication.  I'm actually do this as a favor to you.  The only reason I've been texting or IMing back is that I've been getting a sick pleasure from watching you flounder.  It's really not that fun to grasp vainly for a relationship that doesn't exist is it?  Welcome to how I spent my summer hon.

Keep in mind I don't really hold all of this against you as a person.  I was almost as much of an ass to my ex-girlfriends.  But then again, I don't expect them to spontaneously forgive me and agree to be friends.  Anyway, if you think I've been unfair about any of this, you know my number.  Otherwise, this is goodbye.
-Chris


P.S.  Congratulations, you're the first person to ever make it on to my shitlist.  Ever.

cool story (insert strange german sounding name here)

fresh idea...dope sauce

HANSEL!!! bahaha

Someone deserves a special cookie after deciphering that one!

weirdest thread ever?

what?

hhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahaha i love this thread

wooohoo ur just jelous cuz i figured it out b4 u did :P lol

wow, 4D pwned that hoe.

haha this seems like a terrible idea

that letter was a well written verbal execution

which one armada?
good letter, although you were unfair at a few points... such as calling her a prostitute.... but yeah, well done

Well Chrissy, its been fun. I mean all the times we have had making fun of other people and such. Especially that time with the lady in front of the pizza place. Fun stuff. But you see I think I might actually end up cheating on you. It has nothing to do with you as a person but you know what? You not giving any. At all. And it sucks. I mean I like you, I really really do. But seriously, I'm not gonna spend 5 months with you and never even done anything but make out. I know you dont know this but there have been  SO many other girls in the 2 month course we have been going out that I could have had my fill with in one night. And they would have let me! Why the hell are you holding back? You accused your last boyfriend of being too prude and what the hell are you doing? Nothing! I'm just slightly confused as to where this is gonna go. I mean you cant sit me on your bed and lay all on top of me and NOT want to at least grab your boob. And I know my gerthanthaclops isnt the most beautiful thing in the world but hey he gets happy sometimes too. Especially when you sit on me and decided to wiggle around. Do something about it! You got it that way, either stop or continue. So this Saturday at Catlyns party please understand that if I do anything with her hot friends, it isnt me doing it. It's the starved Jamie. The one who craves what your not giving. He is the one sticking his hand down her shirt and trying to finger her. Not me. Me, Im with you. Its your call if you pull the other Jamie back. And you probabbly wont. Because your like that. I dunno. This whole paragraph makes no sense. Basically in a nutshell love, I want ass. and your not giving it. So please before I do anything irrational, give me ass.


-Jamie

HAHAHAHA


nice!! honest to a fault, but great.. how old is she? is she a virgin?

maybe thats why???

My Friend we share the same first name... Were closer now somehow.

hahaha, you did not send that.

thats the best fucking letter ive ever seen. i hope to god you sent that shit.

did you? did you?

this isn't the hatemail thread
haha

LMAO... My girlfriend sent me an email just as I was reading this thread and now I REALLY don't want to be at work. Here's what she sent;

"Hey… remember when we did it to the whole NIN CD !  hee-hee! I think there is a marathon overdue!"

We are now brotherins

and no I didnt send it. I decided to give her a little bit more of a chance.

But here that I REALLY should have sent to my ex:

You know Kinleigh, I loved you so much when we were going out. I seriously would have done anything for you. But now looking back on that fate full day, I realize where I went wrong: I asked you out. December 22, 2006. I knew you a little bit and thought oh shes kinda cute, but she'll never go for me. Eh what the hell, go for it anyways. Well I went and I asked you out. You said yes and I was all happy going on my merry little way. I told all my friends and they were all jealous cause I had a pretty hot girl now. Few days into this relationship I felt something was gonna go down. I just knew it. I asked you what you were doing that weekend so we could chillax and you said you were going to go to the movies with your ex. Instinct kicked in like a fiery  elephant  with a foaming mouth.  I dont want you going to the movies with your ex!  No!  But you insisted that it was because you still wanted to be friends with them. I said okay whatever. Little did I know, that day would be the day that your whorish disease infested vagina would be penetrated by one of my friends mutated troll dick. You missy fucked up big time. AND NOT EVEN A WEEK INTO THE RELATIONSHIP! I mean what the fuck! Theres no way around it! You got fucked and you let it happen! But nooooo, I had to be the clingy one and forgive you. I still nut tap myself to this day for doing that. Three out of the four months we went out were filled with whore jokes, taunting, and why the fuck are you still with this girl from everyone I knew. I endured it though. Cause it was all for you. My little fucking angel. The love of my life. Bullshit. Bull fucking shit. You knew nothing of what I was saying. you cant even say I love you and mean it. Your full of empty, sluttly, AIDS infested shit. And thats what you deserve. Someone just like you. Who will cheat on you, say I love you and give you all the hopes and emotions you gave me and then just light them on fire. You Kinleigh, were the worst thing that has happened to me. I mean for christs sake you dont even give good hand jobs! What are you good for? Oh and thanks for screwing Craig over too. Wasnt good enough to crush me but you had to go for my buddy to. I tried to warn him but he wouldnt listen. We now both have conversations about how shitty you are and all the stuff you did to me was done to him too. And Kyle in Canada? Fuck him! He doesnt care shit about you. He just wants to screw you. "I dont know what love is but I think I found it"  Ive heard that load of shit before. And today in study? 'Kristap stop it, I have a boyfriend" You dont know how bad I wanted to stand up in front of the whole class and go THAT NEVER FUCKING STOPPED YOU BEFORE! Ive been nice to you. But now all communication with you will be no more. Im not talking to you, im not looking at you, im not gonna IM you. All gone. You lost a good person Kinleigh. Hope you get fucked over just as bad one day. So in the words of Reel Big Fish:

I hate the way you look
(You make me sick)
I hate the way you talk
(I wanna punch you in the face)
I can't stand you at all
(You drive me insane)
Why won't you go away?

-Jamie

Hey it was just a donkey punch, you dont have to cry about it, wtf?

(txt message, 4a.m., halloween night.)

Fantastic! totally unfair and rude as shit, but fantastic nonetheless!

sounded to me like he was justified

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

hahahah GERTHANTHOCLOPS???? what kind of a penis name is that

HAHAHAH step 1, steal underpants

i like to keep it simple normally


Roses are red
violets are blue
I want to fuck you
Where you poo

it works kids

THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE BACK:Hey. I tried calling you twice today and you werent there.
Just wanted to see how you were doing.
I know messages like these aren't your sort of thing, and I'm not trying some cheap attempt at friendship with you. I know you probably wanna stop contact with me altogether, but I really do wanna know how you're doing first (sincerely).
How was your trip in Mehico? god I hope... Anything really exciting happen?
I hope your trip back west went well also.
You never dropped off that movie, although I dont think I deserve it, I'm still curious to see what it was about.
So about your present that I was supposed to send you, I'm not allowed to send it anymore. Sry. Kinda sucks, Cause I did put enough time and money into it.
It was a scrapbook about our summer. Full of pics of cottages, montreal, the trip etc. Creeped on all your friends to find every single picture possible and had the good ones printed.
It was pretty nice, personalised, but pretty relationshipish, which probably would have freaked you out but I was gonna take my chances cause its the way I felt. lol
ouuu risky angele.
So anyways, hope all is well with you and that you are happy. Glad to know youre not as broken anymore. and glad to know some new opportunities are arising for you.
Later gator
A***************
ps. I am longing to be your facebook friend once more, im sad you deleted me haha jk its ok, i understand.
byeeee

This is what I wrote back:

Then she wrote back: WTF Shawn, why do you have to be so mean. Sorry for caring enough to want to know where youre at in life.
I cant give you the present because he feels it would open some doors... like its too loving, sorta. And it's not right to share those loving feelings with an ex when youre dating someone new. And where do these questions about him reading our stuff come from? no I didnt so why on earth would you assume that, out of nowhere? I used to give him updates about us when me and him werent serious, but thats it.

I told you I wasn't trying to be your friend, you've made it clear that that's impossible with you, I was just asking how you were doing, from someone who cared about you a lot (and still do, but not in the same way I guess).

I dont know what pissed you off so badly in the last message, maybe you just didnt want to hear from me, which is fine.

But I dont think I deserve to be made the guilty one out of all of this for following and doing what felt right for me.

I never crushed hearts, Shawn, they crushed mine and thought I'd stay and felt crushed in return when I finally said goodbye.
I dont consider you one of those, because you never really did anything to purposely hurt me.

I just couldnt wait too much longer for the slight chance that I would someday be what you are looking for.

I know what I'm worth, and it's more than that.

I'm sorry if I did hurt you. I guess now at least you have even more time to focus on whatever it is you have going on over there.

Angele

ps. what a terrible, terrible note to end on. I would have liked to end with positive thoughts... especially since I went through so much with you, it would be nice to look back at it as a positive memory, since most of it was. Too bad you have so much anger built up towards me. It makes me sad because I never did anything wrong. But you can feel the way you do, I cant change that.
Best of luck.

Um, names have been changed?

girl sounds like a bitch dude, dont let her make you feel guilty. if a girl crushes you and then talks to you like you are the one at fault then you are making the right call by telling her to fuck off.

i put on my robe and wizard hat!?! haha

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/30157/

You done? I hope so man. Because no matter what she says, this stuff is like cocaine for girls. She is LOVING it whether she admits it to herself or not. You need to stop feeding her societally-implanted-gender-role-specific need for melodrama and get the fuck on with your own shit because this is going to make you feel worse and her feel just oh so special.

High five that. NEXT and move on already, stop making this like an episode of Oprah.

True^ but hey, this is the shit... not in a good way..... I am done, she called me last night, but I still wasn't very nice to her. Can we get some female opinions please?

(disclaimer: this applies to most but NOT ALL girls)

give a woman a foot and she'll take a yard. honestly.

deal is you are feeding her appetite for this shit. cut it out and next her. that is....unless you like this back and forth shit. honestly if youre trying to get someone out of your life, and trust me on this because ive gone through it a couple of times, you lose ALL contact with them. stop responding to txt messages even if they piss you off to no end. read it then delete it and put it out of your mind. delete her telephone number. delete her emails and DO NOT respond to any that she may send to you. she seems to be the type that needs to keep her ex's in the back of her pocket "just in case". stay far far away from her and find a girl that deserves a nice guy.

Ahahahahahaha, was that a joke, Les? Don't send the guy on a wild goose chase now.

theres a few out there......ok i lied. good luck hahaha

ou have good advice. And im taking it

mah threads

ADOLPH!!!!!

haha I spelt Adolf wrong.

Hahahahah, that's the spirit man.

I've got a penis, so this may not be the opinion you're looking for, but oh well.  Cut off the communication and move on man.  If you start arguing, you'll lose.  It's a known fact of life, there's no way in hell you can win in something like that.

i could never do this, sometimes i cant even read them myself let alone allow anyone with internet access to read