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Your perfect women

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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Whats you idea of a perfect women, not only for constant sex but for being around too.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 16 2003 12:09AM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
funny, tight ass, like 5'8, dirty blonde hair blue eyes, good to talk to, athletic and knows shit about sports.


A good friend will always bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

In pennsylvanis it is illegal to perform oral sex.


But I ask, if i think not, am I not? I think not. Dont you think?

Sep 16 2003 12:11AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
3'3, 325 lbs, shaved head, no arms, no legs, wired jaw, extreme peircings, blind, deaf, and mute....ahh the perfect girl.

****

fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 16 2003 12:14AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
funny, good skier, hot, green eyes, shes gotta be down for spur of the moment stuff too
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 16 2003 12:15AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
smart, hot, brown hair, good skier, likes suckers, a little crazy, and likes me back.




Sep 16 2003 12:18AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
hot :\ fuck hair color and shit if u find a girl that looks hot then well ya











Go Big and Die!
Sep 16 2003 12:41AM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
denise richards w/the personality of kitty foreman (the mom on that 70s show)
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from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Sep 16 2003 12:58AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
She has to know that skiing is first and decent looking and have commen secne.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 16 2003 1:37AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah and she has to be smart, stupid people piss me off
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 16 2003 1:42AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
rich, gulliable


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 16 2003 4:03AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Didn't we just have this thread? My answer stays the same, the perfect woman is a mute.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Sep 16 2003 5:08AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
obeys on command


B===============D

Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --Benjamin Franklin--

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Sep 16 2003 11:55PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
^good one, i like chiks who like to talk, are energetic, interested in what goes on around them, smart, good sense of humour, and girls that go deep(pun intended)



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
Sep 17 2003 2:01AM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
my girl
Sep 17 2003 2:14AM
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[bryan]
Posts: 483 - Karma: 26
whats the upside of your woman being a mime?


10% equipment
90% balls
Sep 17 2003 11:25PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
i like girls that swear lots

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS'
Sep 17 2003 11:40PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
she can't bitch at you a complain 24/7. Not that girls do that... umm... I'm gonna stop now
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Sep 18 2003 5:12AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
wow jay, you seem really bitter towards girls
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 18 2003 5:29AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Dan, I'm bitter towards everything.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Sep 18 2003 6:13AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
its because he cant have natalie
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 18 2003 6:15AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
so, neither can i, but i still like chicks
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 18 2003 6:36AM
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