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today is going to be a good day! i walked up to the store to buy my ass a Arizona Orange-Ade like any other morning and saw an accident happen when i was going into the store. some big fat construction worker guy hit this old man in a suit, real lawyer looking type after running a red light. the lawyer guys bmw was all smashed and the fat dudes truck had a wheel come off and was all bent. they got out and started duking it out right in the middle of the street! that was fucking awesome, then two cop cars came up and the construction worker guy got put in the back of a car. then i went home. whoo!
i seen a little kid hit a stop sign,he was going super fast and you know how some bikes have the horn things on the handlebars and you can use it as another grip,well his right one got caught in the sign and ooh it wasnt pretty
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^ o man that would be awesome to see.
It makes my day when I see little kids turf it on their bikes. Cuz I went through it too, and now its funny to see it.
VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
that would be wicked. i saw a snowboarder that i know hitting a kid in mid air when he tried to do a fiv forty. cause there were two jumps beside eachother. the kis was like five and the kids dad got pissed at the snowboarder. and when the ski patrol came you could hear themscreaming and swearing from on top of the hill.
some drunk slut jumped on my friend but he couldnt hold her and they fell, she smacked her head on the curb and shit swelled up sooo huge and started belleding...i started to yell at her for dropping my friend whos cell got scrtached...stupid drunk sluts.
fuck shit ass cunt
'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Today I when school got out I was walking out to the parking lot and there's this kid, Damon Bushey. He's a freshman and a fucking idiot. This kid is ALWAYS crying, complaining, or telling on people. He gets picked on a lot but I think he completely deserves it. Anyways, so I am walking out to the parking lot through the front entrance and past all the busses and stuff, right? So I see this kid Damon Bushey, you can't miss that little fatasses lisp he's, complaining about people being in the way. He's riding a fucking bicycle through this crowd of 900 kids, which is stupid in itself, I'm watching him, he's on a narrow sidewalk with traffic going both ways. I watch and there's a disabled boy ahead adjusting his backpack or getting something, whatever. Damon is getting closer and closer. BAM! Without any thought, let alone usage of steering or brakes Damon runs right into this little boy. What a god damn pricke. The kid's legs were all cut up and stuff. I hate Damon Bushey.
Oh, and the other day I was on the bus waiting to leave for the other school and I see Damon, just riding around on his bike being a dumbass, this man comes up and talks to him I was thinking it's a teacher telling that littler flame to go to class but they proceed to walk into the woods together... I was at the school for another good five minutes and didn't see them again....
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