Should I mount them centre or what?
'Progression is Everything'
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting beside you saying: 'That was fucking awesome!!'
'My stomach tastes like sugar. It tastes so good that I want to puke so I can taste it's sugary goodness.' -Some Stoned Kid at a party I was at
The Best Pickup Line: 'Baby, you're gonna end up sucking someones dick here tonight, so it might as well be mine.'