First off let me start with a claim: My dad and I got second and third chair on the single today at Mad River Glen. Fucking unreal! conditions. A ski patroller in the lodge was saying he has skied MRG for 30 years and has had few days like this one.
Second, on Saturday was the opening of the new single with a dedication ceremony. Miss Vermont 2007 and Miss Vermont like 1964 or something were both there to open the lift. Everyone knew that a bunch of snowboarders were going to poach, there was a Burton truck and a bus in the parking lot. (BTW, the Burton truck ended up getting plastered with MRG stickers).
After the ceremony before people began to ride about 30 snowboarder came bombing down in white one piecies which all said on the back "Mad River Glen, Poach it if You Can". Everyone was cheering and yelling and just really pumped about the poaching and yelling and cheering them on, it was nice, no negative attitude you would excpect. Mad River saw it coming and set up a table saw outside with a sign, Snowboard Tuning Station, and all the snowboarders walked around handing out doughnuts to the ski patrol. I was pumped the snowboarders and skiers were real respectful and hope these boarders win the 5,000.
MRG could not have been nicer about it. Both the customers and the employees were very appreciative of how respectful the snowboarders were, and everyone was lovin' it.
I think there were more like 60 snowboarders, and since it was actually organized by burton, i don't believe it's eligible for the $5,000 prize. At least I hope not, because no one took down my name and number, and I would want my share of the money!
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okay... get in your car and be like hey tom tom, take me to mcdonalds, and get a application and be like tom tom, take me home, fill it out and get back in your car and be like tom tom, take me back to mcdonalds and then be like you here is my application, and then they will call you later and be like yo...want the job and be like yeah and then get in your car and say hey tom tom, take me to mcdonalds and then be like bam pay check then be like i quit and then be like tom tom take me to the ski hill and be like bam here is the cash and they will be like here is the season pass then be like bam im on the ski hill and then when you are done be like, tom tom take me home, and then you wake up the next day they go to your car and then be like tom tom, take me to the hill again, then do that again till there is no snow...
you are a clown and will end up driving a Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition wearing a turtleneck made by Bogner Ski Wear living your whole life wondering, "i wonder what a snowboard slash, or riding pow with ease, feels like...and, why god, do i have a vagina and small penis growing out of it?" your image, my son, is horrible and i hope you somehow get in trouble, oh wait, your trouble comes from being a total dork.