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404404
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We used to have a shitload in my school, but not many anymore.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 13 2003 3:18AM
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linefreerider
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we almost had onbe 2day...this kid tim slapped this kid travis, and travis shot some of his capri sun at him, and tim threw his thing of tater tots at travis, and then i threw a piece of cheeseburger at tim, then teachers broke it up...fucking teachers


john

if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

alchohol: allowing ugly people to get laid since the beggining of time.

Q:how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: let's go for a bike ride!
Sep 13 2003 3:21AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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They slapped each other? Are these guys gay? Pussies... it's all about punching


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Sep 13 2003 3:26AM
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linefreerider
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haha
they werent really fighting, tim just went up to him and slapped him across the face, kinda like a jackass slap


john

if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

alchohol: allowing ugly people to get laid since the beggining of time.

Q:how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: let's go for a bike ride!
Sep 13 2003 3:32AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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We actually had one today. A group of us always eats at these picnic tables outside, and it started with me... hehe. I have this way I kill bees. Take a mostly empty soda and attract the bee to inside the can, place a papre cup or something of the sort of the top and flip it over so that the can is upsidedown but on the paper thing. Light the paper thing on fire and boil the bee to death. (Yeah, yeah I know, vegetarians shouldn't be so cruel... I don't fuckin' care!) Well my friend returned from... somewheres and saw that I had used his soda to lure the bee, he threw some cheese at me, which also hit my other friend beside... yeah and so forth. Went on for a few minutes and then I left.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 13 2003 3:54AM
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SKIPHREAK
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They are like an everyday occurence at our table. We got kicked out of our cafeteria a ton last year, but this year, we don't get kicked out for it. fun fun. The other day we were also bowling with an orange and empty milk cartons. Fun fun
Sep 13 2003 6:35AM
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