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Terribly Funny/ Funnily Terrible stuff
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WINTERisLIFE (12:05:41 AM): hahahha
WINTERisLIFE (12:05:50 AM): thats the dumbest kid
WINTERisLIFE (12:09:19 AM): thats not as bad as what i saw the other day man
WINTERisLIFE (12:09:43 AM): me and my friend are standing in front of the movie theater baked off our ass trying to decide which movie to see
WINTERisLIFE (12:10:15 AM): when this old woman trips over the curb and falls with every pound of her weight onto her face on the concrete at our feet
WINTERisLIFE (12:10:38 AM): he friend screams SUSAN! SUSAN! ARE YOU OK!?
BigAirSkier1580 (12:10:50 AM): hahahhaa
WINTERisLIFE (12:11:13 AM): and she looks around for a seccond, looking confused and the blood starts pouring out of every oraface in her face
WINTERisLIFE (12:11:55 AM): she layed back down on the concrete touching her face and all these people are running around screaming for help and shit
BigAirSkier1580 (12:12:21 AM): HAHAHA!
WINTERisLIFE (12:12:36 AM): and me and my friend are just standing there with her at our feet having no idea how to react, trying to hide the fact that we cant stop laughing
BigAirSkier1580 (12:12:43 AM): so terrible to be laughing, but oi, id be laughing my ass off
BigAirSkier1580 (12:13:22 AM): me and my girlfriend watched this one guy, who we think jacked a subwoofer box, running thru the mall parking lot, trip and land FLAT on his face at full sprint
BigAirSkier1580 (12:13:36 AM): we didnt know wehter or not to laugh, then we looked at each other and lost it
WINTERisLIFE (12:13:46 AM): so i'm like okay lets go in the movie man so we just went inside, and the ticket guy was running around the theater looknig for blankets and ice so we just walked into a movie
WINTERisLIFE (12:13:48 AM): hahahahaha
BigAirSkier1580 (12:14:06 AM): haha, free movie
BigAirSkier1580 (12:14:15 AM): plus a good preview, hahaha
WINTERisLIFE (12:14:24 AM): yeah lol
WINTERisLIFE (12:14:58 AM): i was left with a slightly disturbed feeling after we came out and saw the huge bloodstain of the concrete though
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hhaahahahhahaahhaha stoners
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Your icon makes me want to give conan a forhead tuck with a plastic knife and dental floss
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hahahahaha^ agreed
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
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oh my god, that poor old lady! someone should go get help
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what makes me hot?
i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
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they did, everyone was getting help except for us lol
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i forgot waht the subject was... damnit!
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Hahaha Teresa. Man, that's mean, but funny. Lucky to get a free movie, though. They're getting expensive these days
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hahaha, thats awesome.
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yeah, really awesome....it would be really awesome if it was your grandma too eh?
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god damn dude, u need to chill out. u take everything way too seriously.
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haha thats soo funny, the world of blazedness is way funnier than real life
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my school had a trip to niagra falls 2 years ago, i dont know why i didnt go but i didnt. anyways, while the classes were unloadin off the bus, an old lady trip and got hit by a bus comin down the street. they had to have trauma counsollers come to my school the week after. needless to say, she died instantly... sad story. sorry to kill the humourous mood of this thread.
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I dont have to pay for movies anyway, my friend has a season pass to the movie theater so we can go into any movie we want whenever we want
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If movies get expensive ya need to do the famous 'double feature'...or triple
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hahaa thats hilarious
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I like the wheelchair races...when they all trip over each other and go flying out of their chairs...Then they try to get back to their chairs WEITH NO LEGS!
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i like it when people get hurt
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