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Inuendoes for skiing

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skystitt
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ok so the big thing in our high school is mad dawg shirts that say things related to related to sports and drinking or sex. Some examples are our drinking team has a basketball problem and we get more action when we're blitzed mad dawg football. me and a couple of friends have this kinda mess around ski team  and we are going to make shirts for it. currently our saying is "I'll nose press your fun box if you lip slide my rail"     we think its pretty good but girls might not want to buy it because it doenst work for them. idk they have bought similar shirts in the past. But does anyone have any other really good ideas? can be related to sex or drinking
Nov 26 2007 11:05PM
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SirFryanator
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I would never buy that. Not classy. That's bumper sticker shit.
Nov 26 2007 11:08PM
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skystitt
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i realize it might seem that way but you dont really understand the scene here
Nov 26 2007 11:15PM
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EL_FINRE
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hahahaha
Nov 26 2007 11:17PM
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messplay
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it depends on what the shirt looks like.


otherwise, totally violating Public School Code 391 section 51 paragraph 2 line 3.


Nov 26 2007 11:18PM
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SHampson
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haha thats so dirt man.  funny as hell though. if i come up with anything good i'll reply this thread.  but not much can beat that.  idk maybe "try beating us with our sticks..."
Nov 26 2007 11:20PM
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SHampson
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try beatin us with our sticks on***
Nov 26 2007 11:20PM
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bobs
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oh definitely
Nov 26 2007 11:21PM
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messplay
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lk srsly
Nov 26 2007 11:22PM
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Pippin
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no i think your thinking of section 209 a) ii) line 2-9
Nov 26 2007 11:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Nov 26 2007 11:24PM
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skystitt
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haha funny you should mention that. one of our goals with this shirt is to make the planner alongside the mad dawg shirts for things you cant wear to school.  we've also got some like     "wanna compare pole lengths???"   "Us skiiers take pride in our wax jobs" "I like my women like i like my skis,  freshly waxed" "Save a lift ride a skiier"  "
Nov 26 2007 11:29PM
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australianjibber
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how about....
can i slay your chute?

or maybe....
il butter your rollers if you take my face shots?

Nov 26 2007 11:29PM
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EL_FINRE
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ooohhh how bout, i'll show you my twins if you show me yours
Nov 26 2007 11:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that means your making shirts just as gay as those abercrombie shirts that made a piss poor attempt at sexual innendos on their t-shirts for high school kids who've never even had sex.  wtfcopter.
Nov 26 2007 11:33PM
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Skipig25
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you could always go with the classic "I ride fat twins"

unless this is like a race team, then your motto could be

"I like axial bindings in my butt"
Nov 26 2007 11:33PM
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Alex_thedroog
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!!!!
perfect.
Nov 26 2007 11:33PM
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ax_murderer
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hahaha so fucking good


Nov 26 2007 11:35PM
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calebski.
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haha
Nov 26 2007 11:39PM
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Skipig25
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the rollers part is good, but nobody gives away face shots.

maybe like "I'll butter your rollers if you get some face shots"
Nov 26 2007 11:45PM
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skystitt
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well considering the kids here fuck like rabbits by freshman year i think not so much
Nov 26 2007 11:50PM
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australianjibber
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ok, what about
ill mount your twins if you regrip my pole

Nov 26 2007 11:55PM
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Skipig25
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that's good. you're just on fire tonight
Nov 26 2007 11:57PM
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australianjibber
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how old are freshmans?
Nov 26 2007 11:58PM
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skystitt
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15
Nov 27 2007 12:00AM
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messplay
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how about

i SHReD LiNEs LIke i SHURREDED YOUR moMMY LaST NiGHT
Nov 27 2007 12:02AM
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skystitt
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my weekends consist of gribbed poles, a set of twins, and a good face shot
or

girls and snow... we like em deep

Nov 27 2007 12:05AM
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messplay
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ILL MAKE IT SNOW ON THEM TITTIES
Nov 27 2007 12:06AM
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SnowRidgeParks
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hahaha i giggled
Nov 27 2007 12:08AM
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BigJew
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I enjoy a good faceshot.

Or the classic, I enjoy a huge dump.
Nov 27 2007 12:10AM
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australianjibber
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a double in the pipe is nothing compared to a double in both pipes

Nov 27 2007 12:25AM
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skystitt
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can anyone think of any good ones for drinking??
Nov 27 2007 12:30AM
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Sharko
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WINNER
Nov 27 2007 12:51AM
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