ooooohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

amanda flaps her arms while she over shoots okemos landings haha





B to the G

d-lite talks like pootie tang
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

flail yell alot of shit then get ready to hurt and take it hard. then yell more shit

First off when your landing without one of your skis unless its a small jump and u have strong legs your actually supposed to land on your back in most cases, i tore my ACL and MCL becuse i tried to land at Mt. Hood with one ski and when i landed my skiless foot went into the snow and then rrrrrrrriiiiiiipppppp, btw ive broken and hurt almost everything and it was by far the most painful
Windells session 1

gallant at least i overshoot them....you undershoot them you pussy...take some speed into those jumps. hahahaha

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC

ohhh,how sweet. ex-lovers quarrel..
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

haha, so i'm racing my friend down this mildly steep trail for the hell of it, and we get to the last part of the trail, where it gets really steep for a short bit...... and i see this mini-mogul, so i'm like, sweet, i'll hit that shit, grab, and then win this shit. so i hit it, and my right ski flexes & pops my boot right out of the bindings. so, i'm mid air, over a trail rapidly dropping away from me, and i'm going faster than full tuck. i'm going 'fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck' in mid air, while my ski flies along right under me. when i hit the ground, my ski was right where my boot was, and i thought i was going to click back in, and ski away from it. FUCK NO. instead, i fall, and get binding-boned to my ass, while i'm still going super fast..... i couldn't actually walk to the car that night.
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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

usually if i fuck up or something in the air i swear and shit, if im over shooting i just kinda try and keep myself balanced so i can absorb the impact but i usually eat it anyways, and if i fuck up on a rail or landing and smash into the ground i always get it laughing my ass off and all my friends are like whoa man are you okay.. yeah
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

I usually say a loud AH CALISS or TABARNACK (french swear) then i try to absorb the impact.