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When you quit your job......

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KRASHED
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Did you do anything funny on your last day at work? When I quit Staples I taped one of those annoying ass easy buttons to the cash office roof, hung a human shaped calculator on an I-Beam noose style and replaced the employee of the month picture with a picture of the dude from 300, good times....


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Nov 25 2007 8:19PM
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Peach.
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i like the noose idea i have to try that...
Nov 25 2007 8:20PM
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Nicholas.
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im gonna jerk off all over a bunch of pizzas. dont go to where i work anytime soon.
Nov 25 2007 8:21PM
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beer.
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the first rule on your sig is definitely true.  shit's painful

anyways, if I bother to give my 2 weeks notice I generally want to keep a good rep, so I'm not gonna do anything too crazy.  but the stuff you said is funny and harmless.

I worked at carribou coffee and I drew a gangsta carribou gunning down a starbucks employee on the computer desktop.
Nov 25 2007 8:24PM
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ski72685
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my last day of work in ny is wednesday then i leave for breck friday  i work at steve and barrys..gimme some ideas
Nov 25 2007 8:25PM
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EastSteez.
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lol i like the 300 idea hhha
Nov 25 2007 8:27PM
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prosnurfer
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when i got hungry i wen tto he candy shelf and picked out any candy i felt was good. and i did this over 50 times through out the night. muhahahahha
Nov 25 2007 8:29PM
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rudeboy_87
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me and my friend quit our pizza job together on a friday night (busiest night of the week) and they were already under staffed...  we were actually TRYING to get fired by playing tackle football with the huge balloon football that they had in the dining area for some reason...

but they didnt fire us so we just walked out and before we did my friend rolled out a huge piece of dough and just smacked the assistant manager/shift leader  in the face with it and flour flew everywhere...

it was so fucking epic and the look on everyones face was just priceless as we strolled out the door...
Nov 25 2007 8:30PM
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michelle
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i stole a pen on my way out
Nov 25 2007 8:32PM
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timmi
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i stole some sweet ass metal cutting gloves from a wendys i worked at.

Nov 25 2007 8:32PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
lol when i left my old job i was talking to my manager and she was giving me a bunch of shit cause shes a douche, so i unbutton my shirt pull out a white sharpie, autograph it and said "keep it. Itll be worth alot one day." with a huge smirk. and walked out 

i loved the 300 thing i might have to try that this time around, if i quit.
Nov 25 2007 9:16PM
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proZach
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my friend worked at cvs and pissed on the stores decorative christmas tree. he also shook up 2liter bottles of soda and threw them into the storage room where they exploded. and he stole all his college supplies like razors and shampoo and shit. do what you can.
Nov 25 2007 9:19PM
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breckfreeskier
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Damn, those are some good ideas. I have never had the opportunity to do anything funny like that
Nov 25 2007 9:19PM
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freestyler540
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I didnt really quit my rock climbing job, but I almost cried. I promised a return.


Nov 25 2007 9:34PM
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Skipig25
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BADASS walking. everyone, watch your back
Nov 25 2007 9:37PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
I took a handfull of glitter and blew it in my bosses face and whispered then peaced. haha, yeah glitter gets everywhere.
Nov 25 2007 9:38PM
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jibmaster_josh
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yeah i might add a little extra "sauce" to some big macs
Nov 25 2007 9:39PM
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mattster
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on my last day of work i stole an entire case of lighters
Nov 25 2007 9:39PM
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fourhundred
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that could cause alot of destruction
Nov 25 2007 10:23PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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i used to work for a golf course and my manager/boss had been bein a douche for like 2 weks so i finally couldnt take it and so i was assigned to mow 3 different holes and i mowed the first two really crappy and left tall patches everywhere and on the last one i dropped the blades down really low where it would obviously stand out and i cut a picture of a dick and 2 balls right next to the green!!!

hahaha it was EPIC!!!!!!!!!
Nov 25 2007 10:46PM
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Journey
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i got drunk on my last day of work. i work in produce at a food sotre and i hid the beer in an inconspicuous box in the cooler and drank while mopping the floors
Nov 25 2007 10:51PM
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invaderskier36
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nooo way.. your badass
Nov 25 2007 10:52PM
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quixotic
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That's the best way to set yourself up for your next job!   Good past reference when apply for another job!  Though it does sound like a sight to see...
Nov 25 2007 10:53PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Goddamnit this thread is epic, although I doubt 90% of it really happened.

Nov 25 2007 11:09PM
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Nicholas.
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i did the same at a pizza place but i didnt quit, i just got drunk. i plan on doing it more often actually. mopping drunk sucks tho.

Nov 25 2007 11:13PM
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rudeboy_87
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yeah i dont use that job as a reference haha...

it was just some lame pizza job i dont care really i have a much better job now...
Nov 25 2007 11:14PM
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hurrisun
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last thursdy was my lat day at a call centere ya i was a telemarketer and for once eevrytime some jackass treated me like shit i jsut snapped right back at them instead of the usuall thank you ahve a good night oh my god it felt good people think they are so god damn funny wen talking to solicitors
Nov 25 2007 11:39PM
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rhcp
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First of all:  Ew.
Second of All:  I don't think I could hold an erection while staring at a big mac at a mcdonalds.  good luck.
Nov 26 2007 12:10AM
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Jake...
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i worked at a pizza store, someone ordered a peperoni and cheese pizza, yeah, i made a peperoni penis hahahaha it was great
Nov 26 2007 12:13AM
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Nicholas.
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people who order cheese and pepperoni should be drawn and quartered. its sooo fucking annoying, i always go get two pizzas...a cheese and a pepperoni. just order a pepperoni ya douche im not gonna bring out a pizza with just sauce.
Nov 26 2007 12:15AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Don't you put stuff in this order:

bottom: sauce
middle: cheese
top: pepperoni

or do you mean like 1/2 cheese 1/2 sauce and pepperoni???



Nov 26 2007 12:18AM
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Nicholas.
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nono, they order pepperoni and cheese.

i bring them two pizzas, they are like no i wanted a cheese pizza with pepperoni, as if they would expect me to make them a pizza with no cheese on it.

normal people just say pepperoni and the cheese is understood to be part of the pizza.

follow? but yes in that order..
Nov 26 2007 12:28AM
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Microcosm
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when I worked at the beach they were being assholes and yelling at me/ telling me I needed to work more days (because they were understaffed at the time) and I quit. I didn't do anything bad buuut they were sorta screwed over because they didn't have enough people. I was still really fuckin happy; I made a thread on it.
Nov 26 2007 12:36AM
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whattheshit
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well i haven't quit yet, but i stuck some roast beef in some file folders. 
Nov 26 2007 12:39AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Yo, that is some fucked up shit, too stupid it was below my comprehension.  I'd lynch them bitches.
Nov 26 2007 1:06AM
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ThaLetterM.
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told my manager to go fuck himself and stole a pizza cutter as i walked out.

keep it simple
Nov 26 2007 1:11AM
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Nicholas.
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i was about to do that this week but we picked up two new employees and they are both decent looking girls so i suppose ill stick around.
Nov 26 2007 1:13AM
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TechnoPotamus
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I used to work for your mom, and when i quit i stole home
Nov 26 2007 1:19AM
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caylorswift
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took a bunch of juice, and ham sandwiches, and jello. and a 40 of mickeys that they had for some reason.

i worked at a retirement community
Nov 26 2007 1:21AM
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Drewykins
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^ ha made me lol. old people. whew.

Nov 26 2007 1:33AM
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jhackbeez
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my friend who worked at a golf course got fired, so he came in the next day and went out to the driving range and started hand picking all the balls completely naked, while rich old people were hitting balls at him.  he got arrested, but they dropped the charges cuz it was funny.
Nov 26 2007 9:40AM
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0123456789
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i worked ata golf course but got fires for doing donuts all over the course one night, and not doing any work.  but i was like peace when he fired me, adn now when i go there i get free golf cause everyone but my boss liked me there so im glad i didnt fuck shit up too bad there
Nov 26 2007 10:15AM
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leckett1
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Wow...assholes.


This thread is kinda sad. They were nice enough to employ you and now you want to fuck them in the ass? Show some fucking gratitude.
Nov 26 2007 10:27AM
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leckett1
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On my last day of work at my old job in a thrift store, I said bye to everyone and said I would come back and visit some time.
Nov 26 2007 10:28AM
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KRASHED
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there's a difference between having fun on your last day at the job and being a complete idiot. You can only go so far before you will never want to reference you previous employer, I did this because Staples is not allowed to give out references for some wacky reasons, if an employer calls they just say that that individual worked there from this date to this other date, thats all.



The naked golf ball picking is epic, too damn funny.
Nov 26 2007 3:23PM
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michelle
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it's a fuckin sweet pen!
Nov 26 2007 3:51PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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How sweet?
Nov 26 2007 3:52PM
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michelle
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probably my most favorite pen of all time. well, it's not necessarily a pen.. but an ultra fine permanent marker!

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it's 'black tuxedo' though, not green. second down from the top.
Nov 26 2007 3:59PM
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caylorswift
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just remember to make sure to check the "please do not call former employer" on your next job application, cuz someone looking to hire you isnt going to give you a job knowing that you did that at your last one.


you guys are fucking stupid.
Nov 26 2007 3:59PM
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Microcosm
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haha, nice. that's always a good reason to stick around. unfortunately my job was sort of a loner thing where we sat at gates by ourselves so even though there were a few hot girls there wasn't really a way to talk to them.
Nov 26 2007 4:18PM
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moonofendor
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yea i already add alittle extra sauce to everything. be it nuggets, big macs, fries.

when i quit tho im gonna just hide all of the important dishes,and put eggs and milk above the ceiling tiles.
Nov 26 2007 5:01PM
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