''how am i driving? call 1-800-EAT SHIT''
one youve probably all heard:''My kid beat up your honors student''
::::::::::::::::::::::::: -Caleb SMS Session 2
''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
'stop honking im reloading'
'so many cats so few recipies'
'unless your a hemeroid get off my ass'
im from montana and this bumber sticker was going around that says 'Save the River remove the damn' so my friends and i had a few made that said 'Save the city Remove the Hippies' we go to a school where there are a lot of tree huggers
theres this kid, who kept taking this erasable marker, and writing i love cock, on my windows, so i took a piece of paper, and then some packing tape, and wrote i fucked seth (seths his best friend) and i taped it onto his bumper, i thought it was funny
_______________________________________________________ The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy
Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.