BY CALLING SOME STUPID 800 NUMBER YOU SAW ON A COMMERCIAL ON COMEDY CENTRAL AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!!!11
seriously though, who ever thought about calling one of these? i cant imagine the defective trolls that use these kinds of services. i bet 50% of the people who call are just bored kids trying to get a good laugh at the expense of some poor fat chick who got the girls' version of the commercial while watching lifetime by herself...it's probably more fun than fucking with people from craigslist singles ads
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
A couple sites to live by: