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Ruski
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so the closest mountain to me is called Spring Mountain heres a map. i challenge you to find a hill shittier:
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Top Elevation: 528' (one of the highest points in Montgomery County)
Vertical Drop: 420'
6 lifts (3 double chairs, 1 triple chair, 1 tubing, Magic Carpet© )
8 Trails and 2 tubing runs are served by 3 double chairlifts and 1 triple chairlift, as well as 1 tubing lift. The longest lift in 2,200 feet and unloads at an elevation of 528 feet.
Total lift capacity is 9,500 skiers per hour.
Nov 21 2007 12:10AM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
my god, i remeber leaning to ski there, it seemed so steep to start off....becasue they made us go down the main hill....which seemed really steep at the bigging, but hey you gotta start someowhere
Nov 21 2007 5:04PM
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doublexl
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that place is HUGE!
Nov 21 2007 5:15PM
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JaySkier107
Posts: 288 - Karma: 29
Mountain in VT called Cochrans. ITs mad small but has turned out half a douzen pro ski racers.                                          

Thats pretty much the whole mountain
Nov 21 2007 5:22PM
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beardstatus
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glen eden has like no vert eitehr
Nov 21 2007 5:24PM
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zackblain
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I thought bristol was bad.  

Nov 21 2007 6:01PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
as someone who grew up on a small, shitty mountain, there is a lot to be said for the desire of skiiers that ride those places. 

it is easy to get excited for the season when you have 150 days with actual snow (not man made), the opportunity to get dumped on with powder more than once every 5 years, and an actual skiing culture that is more than the polish racers that come up on saturday. 

the kids that skip class to ski a mtn with 300 vertical feet, get just as excited on the first lift ride of the season even though it takes longer to go up than it does to get down, those are the kids who really love skiing. 

how many of you who have grown up out west near the major ski areas could honestly say that you would love skiing as much if places like these were where you had to ski? 

if you can say that, i sincerely hope you never find yourself having to ride a place like these just to get your fix.

http://www.wilmotmountain.com/

you would be suprised how many good skiiers came out of this area, just because their desire to ski was so strong.

Nov 21 2007 6:25PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
So true man.

My hill is 550' of vertical, with a season from mid-December to the beginning of April. We ski in horrible weather. It can be 50 and raining, or -15 and asbolutely frigid. Bulletproof ice, or 2 feet of lake effect powder. It doesn't matter what the conditions are, I will ski at every opportunity I get.

I've never been out west,(only one in my family that skis, and financially cannot do it on my own) and even the mountains of Vermont seem like huge playgrounds to me when I've skied there.
Nov 21 2007 6:41PM
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jayamait
Posts: 2567 - Karma: 1,347
last year i worked at pine ridge, on. and they have one shitty double chair and one shittier t-bar. they both broke last year but at least there is no park to hike.
Nov 21 2007 6:45PM
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Rocceral
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
quaggy jo, presque isle maine...good old northern maine.  215 ft vertical with 5 trails. 
Nov 21 2007 6:53PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Wow I thought the midwest was better off than me but
600 vert
100 inches of fresh
and 28 trails is starting to sound good.
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Nov 21 2007 6:55PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i hope your joking
Nov 21 2007 7:09PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
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At this place, the parking lot was at the TOP of the mountain. You would ski down out of the parking lot and get on the lift at the bottom
Nov 21 2007 7:46PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
^My hill has a parking lot at the top, it's small and VERY sketchy to get to if it's snowing heavily. The main parking lot that most people use is at the bottom.
Nov 21 2007 7:53PM
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masta_LE3B
Posts: 3397 - Karma: 62
birch HIll wins by far note the HILL in birch HILL. its got one chairlift and 3 runs with like 200 or 300 foot elvation diference
Nov 21 2007 7:53PM
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candybag82
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holiday mountain, what they dont show you is the highway running across the top of the mountain, they dont have any info on vertical on the website, but its tiny

also close to me is the villa roma ski area- 3 trails, 1 lift, fairly flat 

Nov 21 2007 7:59PM
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candybag82
Posts: 219 - Karma: 51
wow, huge trail map.....sorry about that
Nov 21 2007 8:01PM
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,475
The place that had the avalanch was at perfect north slopes... its not that bad for a ski resort in indiana tho..
Nov 21 2007 8:03PM
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4frntSkier
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Nov 21 2007 8:10PM
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ATLskier
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150 foot verticle drop 2 pony tows, 2 greens at 1,000 feet long each.


CONTEST OVER 
Nov 21 2007 8:14PM
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slimbruddah
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My park for the last 7 years...  the rest of the hill goes about 70 yards to the right of that.
Nov 21 2007 8:30PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
If you could zoom in you would notice all hits and rails are set up in the shittiest way possible.
Nov 21 2007 8:31PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
i think you everyone here loses and i win.  welcome to the kinsmen ski center.

Anticipated season: December 1 to March 31.
Number of runs: 3.
Longest run: 150 metres (485 ft).
Vertical Drop: 28 metres (90 ft).
Halfpipe: no, but terrain park.
Snowmaking: yes
Lifts: 2 cable tows.
Rentals: ski and snowboard.
Lessons: ski and snowboard, individual and group.
Night Skiing: yes
Nov 21 2007 8:35PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
That's still smaller than a third of our worst local mountain. I feel sorry for you.
Nov 21 2007 8:36PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
They don't look too bad man.

Try this setup for size...

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Nov 21 2007 8:37PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 21 2007 8:39PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
small trail map
Nov 21 2007 8:42PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
as small as it is, i love it.  i have more fun there and any person should, and i get more laps in one evening than a whole day at a mountain. 
Nov 21 2007 8:43PM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
does this one propose a challenge? it has three lifts and 700 vertical drop. Its called Magic Mountain in Idaho.


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Nov 21 2007 9:12PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Pfft even glen eden dwarfs boler.
Nov 21 2007 10:05PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
ya that actually looks decent
Nov 21 2007 10:34PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Some of you guys have it bad. I thought I had it bad. This is my local field and it is very average compared to the rest in the south isand.
>>>>>>>>>>http://www.nzski.com/resources/trailmap/mthutt.html
Nov 21 2007 11:48PM
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scurry4
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Nashoba, god damn, gotta love it though, atleast when you live 5 min  away.
Nov 22 2007 12:29AM
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Bumbleton
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[IMG]http://www.banffhorizons.com/images/maps/Lake_Louise_Frontside_map_full.jpg[/IMG]
yes this is a good mountain, but its pretty PATHETIC they wont be having jumps in their park this season
Nov 22 2007 12:47AM
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Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13
[IMG]http://www.banffhorizons.com/images/maps/Lake_Louise_Frontside_map_full.jpg[/IMG]
Nov 22 2007 12:51AM
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sbark
Posts: 300 - Karma: 11
My local hill is a 100m hill, no lift. below the town office. so far we have a foot of snow and a total of 1 jump, the town took away our picnic table already. maybe we can "borrow" some rails from the skate board park. Yah it is not worth the space on the camera to take a picture.
Nov 22 2007 12:53AM
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
haha i love that pic! cuz it looks like they have like 8 trails...when in reality they havnt opened more then 2 in a few years! tho they did get bought out and i heard they are supposed to be putting in more snow making equipment!! hehe ill believe it when i see it!
Nov 22 2007 1:15AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
i love this, it says annual snowfall 203 cms man made 100 %
Nov 22 2007 1:18AM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
what it is saying by "snowmaking:100%" is that there is snow making on 100% of the mountain, not that all of there snow is made by machines
Nov 22 2007 1:28AM
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zesty_buddy
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Nov 22 2007 1:46AM
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freeskeemcghee
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Rep that perfect north slopes. Shitty runs but good park for the midwest. I love avalanches on our 300 foot run.
Nov 22 2007 11:54AM
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dbchili
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bahahahaha, its glen eden! 208 vertical foot drop, the halfpipe is now gone and the place is a shithole. This wins for sure!
Nov 22 2007 1:18PM
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stompdat
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Nov 22 2007 1:28PM
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stompdat
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^ 1 chairlift, and about 100+ give er take vertical drop....
Nov 22 2007 1:32PM
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d-mold
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Nov 22 2007 1:42PM
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kslattery
Posts: 196 - Karma: 158
Alpine Valley in Wisconsin
Nov 22 2007 2:58PM
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FUUUCK
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not even close man, i actually enjoy skiing there
Nov 22 2007 3:27PM
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saskskier
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chairlifts are for suckers.
Nov 22 2007 3:39PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
[img]http://www.sundownmtn.com/images_pre_2007/bigarealsundown.jpg[/url]

Sundown in Iowa - 475 ft vertical

The trail map makes this place look bigger than it is. The above picture is better. The parking lot is at the top and the mountain is actually built in what use to be a massive sink hole.

There is a cornfield bordering it on the right to give you an idea of how flat it is.

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Seven Oaks Recreation Center in Boone, Iowa

I think the vertical is about 200-300 feet.





Nov 22 2007 4:15PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
My bad. This is Sundown...

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Nov 22 2007 4:20PM
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ILoveOhio
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Word. www.alpinevalleyohio.com  You don't know bad "hills" until you have experienced this shithole.

Nov 22 2007 4:41PM
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