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LAMEST term in all of skiing

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mkotten
Posts: 290 - Karma: 19
By far the lamest term in skiing is "unnatural". I am amazed that no other term has ever made its way to be more recognized than this shitty one. Concluding this, we need to create some other term for this. I have no ideas but there must be something better than this. Please inform me of something better.
Nov 16 2007 4:37PM
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glass
Posts: 321 - Karma: 54
jea
legit
steezy
stylie
octo
tweak
crown
pretzel
west coast
east coast
reppin
hand drag
halfpipe
kangaroo flip
kangz!
stomped
i hate spin to win
i love spin to win
comps
baggy pants
tight pants
emo
gangsta
dope
dank
skibum
cr3w
pussy
balls
red bull
newschoolin
jibbin
grindin
booter
corduroy
skiier
ec headwear
royale
broken
rollerbladin
picture this!
heli
droppin
oakley 00
asian_allen
Nov 19 2007 10:35PM
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calebski.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 10
haha 
Nov 19 2007 10:37PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49

yo i queered that jib! I like that

or "Yea i went switch on queered it, then 4d off

Nov 20 2007 12:51AM
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McTwist83
Posts: 282 - Karma: 11
Ugh i never really gave a shit what the terms are called, i just watch videos or see people do that and say to my self "That looks awesome, I am going to do that"..so while i can do a bit, i have no idea what it is in 'terms'
Nov 20 2007 1:19AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
IRON CROSS

and i used to hate "steeze" but its growing on me
Nov 20 2007 1:36AM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,101
Lamest and most overused word on NS: BOMBPROOF
Nov 20 2007 1:38AM
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TONYDANZA
Posts: 181 - Karma: 2
Newschool!
Nov 20 2007 1:52AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
switch is called riding dirty

unnatural is refered to as "south paw"
Nov 20 2007 2:10AM
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JER-Z
Posts: 73 - Karma: 16
history has set it in stone so just leave it be
Nov 20 2007 8:34AM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
freshies
Nov 20 2007 9:24AM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
^^^yeah, dirty is an term for unatty, like it better than unatty

but PLEASE dont say CAB, that is one reason snowboarders think skiing isnt legit, cab shouldnt just mean switch, maybe switch unnat, because cab is a super specific for snowboarders right?  like spinning switch backside off your heel or something, dunno exactly, but we kinda cheapened it by using it for just switch.
Nov 20 2007 10:05AM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7604 - Karma: 20,092

It seems to me the only reason you need all those terms in the first place is to claim, and for jargon so you sound like an expert.

Nov 20 2007 10:56AM
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bpalmer
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 93
well cab means switch frontside on a snowboard or skateboard, but since there is no front or backside on skis, and most people spin the way they look over their shoulder when they spin switch, i think cab is a pretty legitimate word.


and since when do snowboarders not think skiing is legit?
Nov 20 2007 11:17AM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
well, technically, unatural is suppoed to be called "switch"

but because people use "switch" to describe skiing fakie (the only sport that does so for some odd reason) than they had to come up for a new term for "spinning the other way"
Nov 20 2007 11:19AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Right and Left.....just dont think about the difference just do it.....but don't end up broken like me!
Nov 20 2007 1:01PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
them red coats tryin to catch me "ridin' derty"
uuuuuuuuuuh

unnaty sounds fine to me
Nov 20 2007 1:11PM
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SKISUS
Posts: 867 - Karma: 9
Hate the term Grind or worse yet Grindin', though I guess it is a gaper term and they don't know better.

As for Unnatty, I use it yeah, and it's great cause I'm left handed so I want to spin the opposite direction then all the righties do naturally, so people are always like how do you spin unnatty smooth like that and I just tell em I'm the shit, that's why. but seriously, it's kind of an awkward term. I like the suggestion of spinning queer though lol

I also hate the term Jump for some reason, it reminds me of some shitty 80's hip hop attempt.
Nov 20 2007 1:56PM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41

your right about the fakie part. but in forward facing sports (rollerblading biking ect) switch is used to doing something in the opposite direction (spin grinds whatever)

Nov 20 2007 6:05PM
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WoodyE
Posts: 230 - Karma: 15
the next person to say "lol" in this thread or NS is going spinning more then just queer.
Nov 20 2007 6:32PM
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meltonsnow
Posts: 680 - Karma: 601

i beg to differ.  on skis, when riding forward, you pop off your tails, right?  well, in skiing fakie (under your definition of it) wouldnt u have to pop off your tails in order for it to make sense?  i dunno bout you, but when i ski backwards i dont pop off my tails so therefore, it is not fakie in my opinion. it is switch.  i say this because riding switch on a skateboard is reversing your stance to the way that is not natural to you and the only way to do that on skis is to go backwards.  i dunno if that is right, but does anyone agree?

Nov 20 2007 7:08PM
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ElliottP
Posts: 606 - Karma: 12
queer is def better than unatty. i will use it.
Nov 20 2007 7:31PM
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styl.tweakit
Posts: 198 - Karma: 14
riding dirty , fuckin love it.
thats soo funny
Nov 20 2007 9:26PM
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sneaky
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
unnatty sounds aweful. couldn't imagine sayingt that, make me think of beer.  spinning queer is better, because if you're just starting ot spin "unnatural," then it's prob not going to look like butter steeze. :0)

krispy is pretty dope too, or riding dirty.
Nov 20 2007 9:32PM
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skiracer-steez
Posts: 72 - Karma: 11
 im gonna have to go with spinning queer. although it might make our sport sound kinda gay when it is commentated. i think you should say spinning queer when sking with you friends if you do want to say it
Nov 20 2007 10:25PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
extreme sports=gay
action sports=cool
grind=skateboard trucks
slide=ski and snowboard
Nov 20 2007 10:30PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,878
Even though it's not a term my only gripe, even though its not even a gripe.

basketball jerseys... i guess i just never understood them.
Nov 20 2007 10:33PM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
riding fakie on a skateboard is going backwards. riding switch on a skateboard is riding "goofy". since there is no stance side in skiing, its impossible to ride switch.

therefore fakie is the correct term for skiing backwards.
Nov 20 2007 11:54PM
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bpalmer
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 93
no dude. you miss the point. we are skiers and we call it whatever the fuck we want. switch is a term used in skiing. it is also used in other sports. but in skiing, it means skiing backwards. its going to continue to mean that. end of story.


investigating the legitimacy of sports terminology is pretty ridiculous if you ask me. its slang, a lingo. thats like saying a 9mm shouldnt be called a gat because its not an actually "gattling gun"(which i think refers to a tommy if im not mistaken). but try to explain to the game that its not actually a gat and he will kill ou with one. sooo try to explain to tanner that hes doing FAKIE 9s and not sw or cab 9s and he'll pwn you like he did that one faggot.
Nov 21 2007 12:09AM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
gangsTAAAAH

tru brah
Nov 21 2007 12:25AM
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Phat_Jigga
Posts: 223 - Karma: 31
I'm with this guy.  Calling it "newschool skiing" sounds so dumb.  I'm glad it has kinda fazed out.
Nov 21 2007 12:49AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Haha

"Hey why don't you spin that 720 queer that would be sick"

Or

"I tired to 270 onto a whale box and slide it queer, I ate shit."
Nov 21 2007 1:04AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
spinning unnatural=spinning darkside
Nov 21 2007 1:19AM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
yea, its true....
Nov 21 2007 1:26AM
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