i was cleaning out my room at my parents house and came upon a wonderful surprise, the lyrics to a song that my friend and i wrote in 10th grade (1999) for our band, scrambled porn...i played the drums and he played the harmonica, rain stick and this old mixer that had sweet sound effects on it...we dressed up in costumes and made some awesome music videos...anyhow, here it is in all its glory...sepia:
self inflicted floutist, gorgian slate mountist
cribbage cake walk, zoo salad walk
power castle buttito, inards outside leedo
callistic metallic properties, shrouded stick ovaries
yiddish sidewalk zebra, circular sharp guadalahara
celtic sherpa's dress, skateboard soda stress
misinformed terret beef, hard clover reef
demo thrash homemade, paddington bear marmalade
now, this is serious shit...don't laugh...that shit came from our souls...those words are who i was four years ago, man...
i used to try and get off watching scrambled porn, id be all excited if i could make out a little bit of the penetration
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
the average male penis size is 1-2 inches.
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221