I worked at Pfizer over the summer (one of the largest corporations in the world) and they monitored our Facebooks, it was a little creepy. I didn't know that until one of the other Interns got fired. He worked in Animal Health with me and put some stuff that would make PETA shit bricks in his job description. Needless to say, be careful with what you put on Facebook, it isn't that private.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
(n.): Something that can be looked down on and approved of at the same time.