yesterday I caught a crayfish in front of my house. he looked like a lobster and had big blue claws. i decided to see how much it would hurt if he pinched me, so i stuck my finger in between his claws. he clamped down. the little fuckers are strong. his claws went straight through my skin and there was blood pouring out. I tried to shake him but he wouldnt come off. i put him under water and shook him and he didnt come off. then i got the great idea to try to open his claws with the other free hand. well, as soon as i got my other hand close he got my other finger. now i have 2 fingers being pinched by a little crayfish, and im bleeding all over and he wont let go and i have no way to get him off. finally i picked up a stick with 2 fingers and put it in my mouthand poked him, and he let go of me and attacked the stick. then i threw him in the water.
you might just be the smartest person I've ever met. Hahaha. Funny stuff. I wish I could have seen that.
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