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For FVCKS sake!?!?!

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Se7en
Posts: 467 - Karma: 41
So I was just fooling around with the girlfriend...and for whatever reason so thought it'd be funny to bite my nipple....well she cut me, and now it wont stop bleeding?!??!!!!

Send Help!


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Sep 7 2003 6:48AM
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mikee
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bahahaha, bite it hard? that must hurt so much. When I even hit my nipple with something hard (not even a hard hit) it hurts like hell. Maybe im in puberty?

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Sep 7 2003 6:55AM
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hucksterjibber15
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like when they are cold and shit
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Sep 7 2003 6:57AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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I had a shirt that would rub up against my nip all the time I had to throw that shit out my nipple would hurt for a good 2 days after wearing this shirt.
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Sep 7 2003 6:59AM
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EINWALTER
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see what im wondering is if you were just fooling around with here and its still bleeding, shes pry still there, so why do you think the first thing to do is put it on newschoolers?



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Sep 7 2003 6:59AM
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JFerg
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because if u post on NS u can get a varied amount of responses. where else r u gonna go to get hundreds of responses to answer 1 simple question. and my suggestion is... a band-aid will work fine.

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Sep 7 2003 7:02AM
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Se7en
Posts: 467 - Karma: 41
I was hoping someone would know how to make it stop bleeding...and actually she went back to her room and only when she left did I discover that it was actually bleeding



Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'The worst part of it is that I'm stuck driving his stupid piece of shit 1991 Subaru Legacy station wagon with the license plate P001 (it looks like 'Poo 1')' -ElasmoSkiChick
Sep 7 2003 7:04AM
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genericname
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surfing hurts your nipples


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Sep 7 2003 7:14AM
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bakerlocal
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ya surfing kills my nipples too



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Sep 7 2003 7:16AM
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wolfmansbro
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the question that we all ponder about. why the fuck do we even have nipples?
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Sep 7 2003 7:16AM
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EINWALTER
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
well we obviously know why girls have nipples, but i think we should go without nipples as guys, toenails too, they should be removed through evolution



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Sep 7 2003 7:30AM
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Ski-hobo
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Guys have nipples becuase all human embryos start out female.


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Sep 7 2003 7:58AM
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JFerg
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but even if all guys do start off as female embryos, how come we dont have tits? we just end up with the nipple? its odd...

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Sep 7 2003 8:03AM
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Se7en
Posts: 467 - Karma: 41
I know some guys with tits...

and enough of the thread hijacking...how do I stop my nipple from bleeding?


Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'The worst part of it is that I'm stuck driving his stupid piece of shit 1991 Subaru Legacy station wagon with the license plate P001 (it looks like 'Poo 1')' -ElasmoSkiChick
Sep 7 2003 8:06AM
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Ski-hobo
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becuase female babies dont have tits do they, it starts at puberty. Are you drunk?


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Sep 7 2003 8:07AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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imagine a life without belly buttons ohh the glory....


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Sep 7 2003 9:24AM
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SaraJ
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put pressure on them and just like stick a bandaid on em after a lil while.

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Sep 7 2003 9:32AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Yep... Pressure is the key

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You plus me
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Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

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Sep 7 2003 12:07PM
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Se7en
Posts: 467 - Karma: 41
well...I just woke up and the good news is the bleeding stopped...but I'm not positive where the hell my girlfriend went...


Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'The worst part of it is that I'm stuck driving his stupid piece of shit 1991 Subaru Legacy station wagon with the license plate P001 (it looks like 'Poo 1')' -ElasmoSkiChick
Sep 7 2003 5:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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On Labour Day I was at a party and we got out a windsurfing board and threw it out on the pond and were having people kind of wrestle, you know, you are both standing up and just push eachothers shoulders and stuff? Well anywho, I got 10$ to do it topless, so yeah, me and my boyfriend are wrestling and he trips me so that I fall frontwards... well I didn't fall, I kneed him in the nuts and that made him fall off and me fall down on the board which sprung up and basically tore my nipple off. It hurt sooooo bad. I took about 10 showers and nothing helped.




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Sep 7 2003 5:45PM
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Lateralis
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my cousins cousin has now belly button,


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