So I was just fooling around with the girlfriend...and for whatever reason so thought it'd be funny to bite my nipple....well she cut me, and now it wont stop bleeding?!??!!!!
Just Like The Cool Kids....
I Get Head
'The worst part of it is that I'm stuck driving his stupid piece of shit 1991 Subaru Legacy station wagon with the license plate P001 (it looks like 'Poo 1')' -ElasmoSkiChick