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Brothers rommate got owned

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0ptions
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So I was at my brothers university today, and he lives in a dorm with 4 other people and theres this one guy from Sri lanka, all he does is watch movies, he doesnt own a single textbook and doesnt go to class unless its after 11 am. Hes smart as hell, and does his math tests without a calculator and still pulls off 85's. So we were sitting in the common area with the kitchen and what not and i was like is anyone else here?  And hes like no... oh wait maybe ranwall (the guy from sri lankas name, idd if thats how its spelt but thats the pronunciation)is here. Lol what a name. anyways i was like where is here. And my brothers like idk maybe in his room. So he goes and chacks and comes back 30 seconds later and was like yea hes smoking weed. so i said wtf why cant i smell it? and my brother goes, well he has his windows open and 3 fans blowing it out the window. So we continue to play xbox for like 29 minutes then the floor RA comes bashing thru the door. and he goes whos smoking weed. and we were both like what? (cause u couldnt smell it) so he walks into the guys room and catches him. Turns out the fans were blowing the smoke out of his window right into the RA's room. So the guy gets a week suspension, and flies out to live with his dad in New York for the week. His dads and broker on wall street. Some punishment huh?
Nov 10 2007 6:50PM
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da-bling
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that sucks for the kid getting caught, but id be down to chill in NYC for a week

Nov 10 2007 7:12PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
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ranwall's a GGGGGGG
Nov 10 2007 7:15PM
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scientist
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I find it kind of hard to believe that he doesnt use a calculator for university level math. why wouldnt he just use one and gett 100 instead of 85. regardless that blows for him.
Nov 10 2007 7:18PM
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hucksplat
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its pretty standard at many universities to BAN calculators in upper level math course exams.  when you're juggling mostly greek letters and equatinos anyways, what good is a calculator?

ps, if you want to avoid weed smell, one trick is to take a tube and fill it with downy lemon-smell laundry softner papers and toilet paper, then exhale through that.  another clever one is having mad balloons around and exhaling into them with smoke.  its really fun when you pop them later and litle tufts of smoke float around.  i also like to vaporise and to ingest, both of which are better for your health.
Nov 10 2007 7:44PM
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rhcp
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We aren't allowed to use calculators.
Nov 10 2007 7:50PM
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solitaryman
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hahahaha thats great. for me to read his unluckyness.
Nov 10 2007 7:55PM
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396222687862
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works wonders, every day it works for us at my friends house. cept for when the bowl is realll cherried and its goin everywhere. one hitters and spoofs = stealth
Nov 10 2007 7:57PM
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Microcosm
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hahaha
Nov 10 2007 8:19PM
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MFinSLC
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i think i'm gonna change my name to ranwall
Nov 10 2007 8:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
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damn that sucks.
Nov 11 2007 12:27AM
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skiP.E.I.
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hahaha I can totally picture that
Nov 11 2007 12:14PM
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doublexl
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thats a bummer. but NYC is chill.
Nov 11 2007 1:09PM
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AMG.
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i've heard of this, but always wondered about the smell of the actual weed burning in whatever you smoke it in. is there some way of overcoming this too, or do you just let that happen and worry about the exhaled smoke?
Nov 11 2007 5:17PM
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M+M
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^ its called a spoof, a good tube to use is an empty toilet paper roll
Nov 11 2007 6:59PM
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WikiWiki
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i almost shit my pants laughing when it said it was blowing into the ras room- i thought it was gonna be like he could see smoke- but that made it ten times better
Nov 11 2007 7:04PM
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user098123
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Ya we aren't allowed to use Calculators from Calc 1 to Calc 4 at my college either.
Nov 11 2007 7:06PM
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ry.will
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best part of the story was that you specified that you played xbox for 29 minutes.
Nov 11 2007 7:13PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Ranwall for the win. Guys a pro.
Nov 11 2007 7:21PM
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Dr.Dank
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I use one most times, i just cut the end off a vitamin water bottle and put two drier sheets into it and then cut one in half and put it over the cut end and used a rubber band to keep it on.

I just exhale into the end you drink from. Works wonders and makes the smoke smell like the sheets. and looks like some crazy shit when all the smoke comes out the end.
Nov 11 2007 9:26PM
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BillyGoteMan
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At our dorm meeting our RA ended with "Oh, and I know you guys smoke a ton of weed because the hall always smells, just don't smoke it right outside my window."
Nov 11 2007 11:23PM
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[tightpants]
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Thats a chill RA
Nov 12 2007 4:20PM
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MattMcGinnis
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you can get suspended in college?
Nov 12 2007 5:12PM
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0ptions
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Lol didnt even notice that man, i probably meant to hit like 30 and i was typing fats so it came out as 29? idk
Nov 12 2007 5:29PM
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Skierguy1234
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dude, you need to post a picture of this Ranwall fellow!
Nov 12 2007 6:50PM
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infedel_one
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hahah funny shit...suks for him though
Nov 12 2007 7:28PM
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Pman13a
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calculators are pretty much useless when you have to learn to take integrals and stuff like that
Nov 12 2007 7:30PM
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StanMcStanson
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yeah when i was reading that i was wtf? you kept track?
Nov 12 2007 9:09PM
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