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your newbie roast...

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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
aight, we all had it done... when we had like 1 post and we made a stupid thread, and got thrased... i remember mine... i made a thing about sponsorship/pros and i got trashed by apentalik... anyway... what was yours...



!!!!!!!!!!!4FRNT!!!!!!!!!

www.4frnt.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420
Sep 6 2003 3:54AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
.......


Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
Sep 6 2003 3:56AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
not sure, so il say this. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalala




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 6 2003 3:57AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
i personally never had one. but fuck i've been on this site for so long and all anyone talks about is newbies or all these stupid new members who start shit and everyone hates them bla bla bla.. well fuck everyone needs to stop taking themselves so seriously and realize that this place is a site on the net and that yes there will be new members. thats what is going to make harvey money soeveryone needs to stop bitching about newbies. and if you do have a story to say in this thread about how you;ve been ripped on. Ns wasnt always like this. and dont let the 'cool' members get to you.
*BLOODCLOT!*
Sep 6 2003 3:59AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
back when i started ns, the word 'newbie' didn't exist because there was always great posts (well not always) but better than now


NDSC Represent!
earmuffs
Sep 6 2003 4:05AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
i am still awaiting mine





jesus saves!
gretzki gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to laclare. he shoots he scores! the crowd goes wild
Sep 6 2003 4:12AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
^^ No one will say anything to you because you have John LeClair in your signature and he is the best hockey player in ther world. I love that man.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 6 2003 4:22AM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
i never got one

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

KPP represent

i just bought the PEs and im stoked
Sep 6 2003 4:26AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i had an amazing thread called 'shampooing your pubes' it was going strong then it disappeared!

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
Sep 6 2003 4:29AM
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Shizzle
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
yeah newbies are fhags. like in rocket power, but they just call is shobies. boo yah.



yo im off the hizzle
Sep 6 2003 4:55AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
^ shut the hell up... noobie...

!!!!!!!!!!!4FRNT!!!!!!!!!

www.4frnt.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420
Sep 6 2003 5:10AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
god damn i hate that crying cat,

yeah but i got roasted like six months ago because I made fun of Steve-O. I still stand by my view that Steve-O is fag and nothin he does is funny.





I got nothin.
Sep 6 2003 5:14AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
he isnt crying, he is stoned... laughing..


!!!!!!!!!!!4FRNT!!!!!!!!!

www.4frnt.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420
Sep 6 2003 5:34AM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
but if you insisst i will change it...

!!!!!!!!!!!4FRNT!!!!!!!!!

www.4frnt.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

'maybe he stuck a dinner roll in her butt.' - strode 420
Sep 6 2003 5:34AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
fuck all you newbs. actually on a similar note, ahh nevermind, I'm fucking retarded.



NS Fags:
666, linejibber550
Sep 6 2003 5:35AM
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sickkid13
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
Matt- buy a life on E-Bay please. That was such a stupid thread. You are talkin about postin stupid threads and then u make another one right infront of everyone? Im gonna see you tomorrow and poo on u

|N|H|B|S| A.K.A A-Town Dynasty
Sep 6 2003 6:44AM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
actually shoobies were the tourists who wore shoes in ocean shores. jeez what were you thinking


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Sep 6 2003 7:08AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
never
phrosty,i too am retarded which means we should hook up and be an item,just for old times


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Sep 6 2003 7:11AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
^that'd be hot, can i watch




Seize the carp
Sep 6 2003 8:29AM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
i have a belly botton
________________________________________________________________________________ i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Sep 6 2003 8:33AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
^me too

but I never got roasted when I first joined ns not too long ago.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Sep 6 2003 8:40AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
my roast continues on a week to week basis mostly know for roasting me : No Teefa
FUCK ALL OF YALL
Sep 6 2003 1:12PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
When did you come back bryan?






jesus saves!
gretzki gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to laclare. he shoots he scores! the crowd goes wild
Sep 6 2003 2:52PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
What's with all the roast threads???


On my way to goddom
Sep 6 2003 2:55PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
i made a thread about rex thomas.


Teddy
''It's good to know everything.''
SRMC
Poniverus
Sep 6 2003 3:04PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
i dont remember


i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
Sep 6 2003 4:14PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
i forget mine

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Sep 6 2003 5:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Kenny Rogers Roasters. What a maniac. He has his face all over that restaurant. Its creepy if you ask me.

FARP Trailer
'Simply put, the greatest trailer ever'- Resnick13
FARP Forum
www.FARP.tk
Sep 6 2003 5:21PM
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Shizzle
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
im new, wanna fight?



yo im off the hizzle
Sep 6 2003 5:58PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
yeah

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-I get Head- Do you?
-Dave
Sep 6 2003 7:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
ill watch
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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
Sep 6 2003 8:10PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Mine was the Jay and Silent Bob post a few years ago. I hated that fucking movie with a passion, unfortunately you guys didn't. I was ostrasized and never recouvered, I went into an exodus, for years but now I'm back.

-Steel Rabbit

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:11PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Oh wow, you remember...That's cool.

-Steel Rabbit

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:20PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
yah, sometimes.

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:24PM
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Spoon
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
Only in bed.
Sep 6 2003 8:24PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Mostly it's fucker, though

-Steel Rabbit

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:24PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Hahaha, no I was kidding. I was trying to show everyone that I'm not above teasing myself. I'm actually very happy with myself, and I'm glad that you've shown some diplomacy towards me in the aftermath of my. less-than honorable Jay and Silent bob fiasco, and my 'I'm back' post, neither of which I'm pirticularly proud of.

-Steel Rabbit

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:32PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
fucking newbies

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
Sep 6 2003 8:36PM
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Spoon
Posts: 98 - Karma: 10
Except they both registered here before you...
Sep 6 2003 8:38PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i remember people trying to bring down my pollard is overrated thread. but i had like 3000 posts and I really don't care what most of you think.



NS Fags:
666, linejibber550, Spoon, Steel_Rabbit
Sep 6 2003 8:38PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
great, no?

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:45PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
oo shit now i remember why rabbit is so fucked up, he doesn't even ski. go play with your snowboarder friends.



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666, linejibber550, Spoon, Steel_Rabbit
Sep 6 2003 8:47PM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
They all left me, will YOU be my friend?

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Give up Nazi Fucker! You Lost!
Sep 6 2003 8:49PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
2nd page!!



NS Fags:
666, linejibber550, Spoon, Steel_Rabbit
Sep 6 2003 8:49PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I never even made a thread on my old NS name. I've only made one on this name I think, and it was about my birthday, haha. Bleh. Lots of people made fun of me on my old name, but hell I would have, too. GAYYYYYY

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 6 2003 9:57PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
i just come on here now to put my 2 cents in when needed and people (thank god) havent said shit to me for coming back. im glad someone noticed iw as gone for like 2-3 months. but now im on here periodically before i go to work other than that i got out and skate and party with my friends at FSC.


FUCK ALL OF YALL
Sep 7 2003 3:45AM
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