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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
is it a problem if you wake up in bed next to your best friends girlfriend and you both forgot everything from the night before?


-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else


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Sep 6 2003 3:15AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
No. If neither of you remember nothing happened.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 6 2003 3:17AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
youre full of shit.


Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
Sep 6 2003 3:19AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
^ Quite possibly true, although hypothetically if that were to happen, it wouldn't matter.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 6 2003 3:22AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i didn't mean what u said, I was takling about his little story



Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
Sep 6 2003 3:23AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
im not full of shit, t was my first night at college and i got a bit too drunk and i guess she do to and we ended up just going back to her room and dont really remember anything after i left my dorm


-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else


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Sep 6 2003 3:24AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
lucky sun of a bitch, i want sex




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Sep 6 2003 3:53AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
well then it sucks you don't remember it, I mean porkin' a buddy girl is something u wanna remember, maybee u knocker her up, o shit wouldn't that be funny?


Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
Sep 6 2003 4:18AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
that would be funny. One day she poops out a kid that looks like you and your friend thinks its his. It could be a movie. It probably already is.

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Sep 6 2003 6:16AM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
Posts: 622 - Karma: 20
ah yes...college can be a fun and exciting time...



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We're the dream warriors! Don't wanna dream no more!--Dokken
Sep 6 2003 6:27AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
^ You fucking suck.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Sep 6 2003 8:41PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i bet you it was a dream, and you are now sleep newschoolering
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Sep 6 2003 8:43PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
cameltoe did you wake up naked or clothed? oh and keep us updated on this situtation please





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Sep 6 2003 9:20PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
If you're that drunk that you don't remember a thing, especially an signficant even like fucking your friends girl then 1) you probably passed out the second you touched the bed and 2) you probably wouldn't have been able to get it up.
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Sep 6 2003 9:39PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Jay has a really good point, and he probably knows from experience...

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

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We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 6 2003 9:42PM
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