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Worst sex exsperiences thread!

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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
there is one of these on my other fav. forum and so i thought id bring it here the other one has lasted like 180 pages so lets hit it up!

mine = i was fucking my ex when my grandpa came over for dinner twas really akward.
Nov 4 2007 1:10AM
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ThaLetterM.
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gilr tried to deep throat my member and threw up
Nov 4 2007 1:11AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
i just realized my lack of concentration set this thread to an awful start.. my bad its experiences.
Nov 4 2007 1:11AM
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doublexl
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hahaha  gnarly.
Nov 4 2007 1:12AM
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samck89
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once this bitch put her balls on my eyes and took a shit in my mouth
Nov 4 2007 1:31AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
It was my house party, took a girl upstairs. Someone beat me to the bedrooms, in my own fucking house!
Nov 4 2007 1:38AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62

oh noes, that is bad

Nov 4 2007 1:47AM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
wait what? you got with a chick that had balls and shit in your mouth haha, not sure if thats sarcasm or not, either way i hope its not true, that'd suck
Nov 4 2007 1:28AM
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Elijah.
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Realizing she's got AIDS in the middle of it.
Nov 4 2007 1:52AM
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alaskakid
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wtf? you quoted him before he posted. I'm confused
Nov 4 2007 2:04AM
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derbski
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it is daylight savings, so every minute between 1:00 and 2:00 happened 2 times
Nov 4 2007 2:18AM
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solitaryman
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dude  this is so much worse than the ones on the other site... the other thread is like bitch bit my dick rolled off my bed screaming in pain on the way down i smacked my face on my dresser or even more epic

this is true by the way this guy had a gf and he cheated on her and then she pretended to like him she cuffed him to the bed he was like "oh something new and she was like yeaa" and they were making out and shit and she took a shit on his chest and left the door open to his dorm and he had to lay there for 24 hours until his roommate came home with shit on his chest completely naked...

www.pbnation.com delivers.
Nov 4 2007 2:18AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
you were lied to my friend. and we speak english on NS, none of that pbnation nonsense
Nov 4 2007 2:21AM
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EL_FINRE
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i guess im that cool haha, jk its gotta be the damn time change messin everything up
Nov 4 2007 2:21AM
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AltaPilgrim4973
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
was at a party at my cousins house, wound up screwing her best friend and she walked in on us...     akward
Nov 4 2007 4:08AM
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IcePointa
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Haha I hope you mean balls of her feet. Still gnarly though. (I think you had sex with a dude, btw)
Nov 4 2007 4:30AM
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JNew
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haha. wow. that sucks.
Nov 4 2007 7:46AM
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reggyboy
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got head from a chick when it was her first time, she thought using her teath was pleasureable. felt like a cheese grater on my cock

but other than that, probs happens to alot of people, the farting noise a pussy makes when its super wet and you are putting your dick in. grosses me out. i find it happens more often in doggy
Nov 4 2007 8:01AM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
dude pbnation is so full of (well at least more so than here) little kids, i really doubt that happened. the older guys usually spend time out of small talk too so i doubt half of those stories are true. They are funny to say the least tho
Nov 4 2007 8:07AM
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thelazyboy
Posts: 498 - Karma: 35
than there is the eternal question do i finish or not
Nov 4 2007 10:23AM
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comeatmebro
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hahahahhaa holy shit i remember the first time i was doing doggy and i go to put my cock in and her pussy makes that noise. we both straight started laughing soooo hard. good thing we were comfortable with each other...
Nov 4 2007 10:27AM
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spwrozek
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
Hooked up with this chick that we called 'Katie Kung-Fu' from then on.  She had a crazy grip on me, had to tell her to stop because she was hurting me. 
Nov 4 2007 10:29AM
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Keenbo
Posts: 404 - Karma: 66
hahahahahahahahaha good god that awesome
Nov 4 2007 10:46AM
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spliff.Life
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hahahahah
Nov 4 2007 10:53AM
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kzittle
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i like the farting noise the pussy makes because then when i fart in the middle of sex i can just play it off like it was her
Nov 4 2007 10:53AM
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00000000
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The farting noise is called a queef, common people get with the program
Nov 4 2007 11:18AM
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Nicholas.
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girls can do it on their own though...haha.

umm maybe getting walked in on by my best friend (female) while about to fuck my girlfriend doggy for the first time, lights were on...i jumped under the blankets and left my girlfriend exposed haha pwned. doggy is a bad position to walk in on.

or this one time (this ones fucked up not gonna lie) i was drunk and banged this girl i had just started dating for the like 2nd time and i got whiskey dick so i gave up after (literally) over 2 hours...i slept for maybe half an hour til it was light out and then got up and went to the bathroom, take a guess at what my hands and shirt and everything was covered in? ill give you a hint its red and rhymes with period blood, i hate that bitch.
Nov 4 2007 11:27AM
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user098123
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Really really hammered one night, in a girls dorm I know across the street. Last thing I remember was un doing her bra and we were getting ready to go at it.

After that it goes black, I wake up on the floor of my room in a pool of my vomit. That was a good experience.
Nov 4 2007 11:35AM
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Geoff.
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haha that threw me of soo bad
Nov 4 2007 12:04PM
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t-roy
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not gross at all but one time a while ago i borrowed an extended pleasure condom from a friend. well it goes on and we starting doing it and i can;t feel a damn thing. so after a while i just get pissed and so then she gets pissed cuz she thinks it's her fault i couldn't get off so just a dumb night. don't use those condoms. fun joke to pull with those though..when someone is passed out take one out of the wrapper and lay it on their face so the stuff inside is on their skin. after a little bit wake them up and their face will be so numb.
Nov 4 2007 1:20PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
thats hilarious, i wanna try that
Nov 4 2007 1:22PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Definately at a party getting my game on, She was on top doing her thing when it slipped out and she came down hard on it. I just sat up and yelled, almsot throwing her backward it hurt so much. It felt sore for the next two days. She felt bad about it though which was cool.
Nov 4 2007 1:26PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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What rhymes with period blood?
hahahaha that sucks dude.
Nov 4 2007 1:39PM
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EL_FINRE
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aahahahahaha, sry for your pain man
Nov 4 2007 1:48PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
just as we're about to get started, accidently kneeing my ex in the vag pretty hard ... the look of pain on her face was enough to make my boner melt
Nov 4 2007 1:58PM
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EastSteez.
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hahahahaa
Nov 4 2007 2:06PM
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grizz
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hahahah whatd she say about that
Nov 4 2007 2:26PM
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alc
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one time i had sex on a wood picnic table and got a splinter in my ass
Nov 4 2007 2:55PM
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jhackbeez
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my mama always said girls was the devil
Nov 4 2007 3:04PM
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Kopacz
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hahaahhahahaha
Nov 4 2007 3:58PM
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cbl718
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I was doing this chick for like an hour and i couldn't get off. Then god smiled on me and the condom ripped and im pretty sure she was clean and what not so i just went for gold. sans condom

Nov 4 2007 4:01PM
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t-roy
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then all of a sudden, oops it's baby time!
Nov 4 2007 4:07PM
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Onlyexstasy
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ha ive done that....got some but definitely not pronouncing my sex like to ns....sorry kids
Nov 4 2007 4:29PM
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Nicholas.
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nothing haha i tried and gave up
Nov 4 2007 4:34PM
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FUUUCK
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too drunk to fuck
Nov 4 2007 4:51PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I did it through the hole in my underwear.
Nov 4 2007 5:03PM
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dmc12380
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i no this kid who puked in this girls twat, more than once in the same night.
Nov 4 2007 7:38PM
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cbl718
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what a champion. sounds like he eats a lot of vag
Nov 4 2007 7:40PM
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scientist
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she got up aftwards, wiped the odd looking hair out of her face and said in a very masculine voice, "its easier to dig a hole, than build a pole, and now you know that."
Nov 4 2007 7:44PM
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solitaryman
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flash flood kinda rhymes with period blood!?

Nov 4 2007 8:26PM
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396222687862
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my friends brothers story.




This dude was getting with a girl one night, so he had his friend sit in the closet and tape the sex. So the guy is fuckign the girl in the ass, pulls out and theres shit all over his dick. the guy immediatly throws up all over the girl, which in turn makes the kid in the closet fall out and start puking everywhere, and the kid who was fucking her and the camera kid both run out the room puking.
Nov 4 2007 8:32PM
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