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Oversized midsection slams into midwest....read more
last night an unexpected man with a massive reproductive organ slammed into the midwest area. there were massive casualties. most deaths were caused by white substance suffication. 40 story buildings were knocked over as the man swung from side to side. there was an oil well that was violated by the man. word is he pulled his pants down, ripped off the rigging for oil, and crammed his junk into the oil hole. he thrusted up and down with total disregard for plate techtonics. his thrusting caused earthquakes that could be felt all the way to san fransisco. his boner has to be stopped and the only way is with the help of all you newschooler bitches.
scientists have been warning people for years that this could happen. those people who were caught off gaurd, i have no sympathy for them. they should of taken the neccesary precautions stated in the deadly boner bill of 2003.
"I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things.You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends.So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday.Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise." -Tom Petty
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