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Can u beat home drug test
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I smoked this morning and i know there are a ton of threads on this but do u think i could be it? I already drank 8 20oz bottles of water
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did you know that you had to do this test before smoking this morning?
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drinking that much water isn't good for your kidneys...
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i dont even know if i have one i just remembered halfway through the day that my mom was on the phone and said I need a drug test for my new job and my friend said ur the one to talk to and shes not even gettin a new job and shes been all over me for smoking and asking if i do and shit and said if I catch u im taking away skiing
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If you take coke, meth, and weed all at the same time they will all cancel each other out and you will have a clean test.
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1) his mom suspects he is smoking and threatens to take away skiing if she catches him (yet another "should i smoke or ski" situation thread)
2) he also has a drug test for a job. i don't care if you didn't know if you had a drug test today or not, you should have been prepared to take a drug test anyway and NOT smoked.
3) both of those alone are reason enough to NOT smoke (in my opinion), and combined it should be a no brainer but it seemed he was retarded and smoked a bowl this morning.
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Yeah, i got most of that, but I enjoyed the little twist where he throws in "and she's not even getting a new job" (talking about his mom I think) as if it had any relevance.
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haha yeah i know.
but whatever. yet another reason why i don't smoke.
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i dont think you can beat any drug test b/c the drug sticks to body fat molecules...not to be a nerd or anything...just get someone elses pee (i know, g-ross) and save it for when you'll need it, request privacy and then use that
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it doesnt stay in your system forever, but i THINK (please, take this moment to realize that i am no drug expert), but i THINK, THC takes something like a month to get out of your system completely. i'm not sure tho, so someone correct me if i'm wrong.
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i know people who beat tests all the time. You can buy this liquid from head shops for like 40 bucks and you drink the whole thing. It makes u kinda sick and you'll prolly diarehea but it will work. Or you could get a bottle of niacin pills and take some of those. I knew people who took like 20, there skinned turned beat red and felt like they had the worst sunburn ever for like 12 hours but then passes their test.
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Take 4 aspirin before the test. If you have the time stop at a head shop and pick up a detox drink, it should keep you clean for a few hours. If you are truly ballsy pick up a wizinator and score some of your buddies piss. It is a fake dick that straps onto your waist that has a colastamy bag attached.
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i was drug tested at my house for about a year randomly
my mom would say im drug testing u today and i would just start chugging water iv passed tests within an hour of her telling me
once you drink as much wateras u can ur piss is basicly only water , so u just gotta dulute the fuck out of it befor u piss, when u start pissing have the first bit of piss go in the toilet then the rest in the cup. so the old piss will leave first and all that is left it watered down piss
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you should try googleing this its been covered hundreds of times, but basically you cant do it gaurenteed in under 1 month, and thats with kits you get just for it.
anyone who chooses weed before skiing is a FUCKING IDIOT, and should get whatever is coming your way.
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You are an idiot if you think your mom didn't know you were still getting high as a kite. I guarantee she knew you were diluting your piss when each time you filled the cup it was clear water. However I could be jumping the gun if you were smart enough to take vitamin B pills along with the water since they make your pee yellow, but im guessing with the above post you would be the guy to overdose on the vitamin B causing your pee to turn blue. Either way, your mom knew, and if she didn't get mad, she just didn't care, she just wanted to be up in your business because thats what they do.
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you can pass a drug test for weed in less than 2 weeks.
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she didnt care i think she just wanted to kinda know, but of course she bitched a bit, she just started finding pipes and shit so she gave up
newb
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As people said, this topic has been covered hundreds of times on google.
THC will not stay in your system for a month unless you smoke copious amounts and are a lazy fatass (at least for piss tests). A small bowl could very easily be gone by the end of the day if you do a shitload of CV stuff. Basically, thc that they test for with piss tests is stored in your body fat, hence if you are in decent shape and do a ton of exercise, a small amount will pass through very quickly. Detoxes do work, but are bad for you, as is tons of niacin.
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really? i thought THC was in your body (as sherpasrock said) for about 30 days...maybe its just not potent enough to show up after two weeks though
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Drink as much water as you can for as long as you know about the test. Then take Vitamin B an hour before the test, it will turn your piss yellow even though it is super super dilute. You will absolutely pass a home drug test. Just understand that depending on who is administering the test, they may be able to find out that there is a low percentage of urea or whatever else in your piss, I'm sure centrifuging the sample would reveal this quit clearly. For any legit test they will find this out and ask you to piss again but it still buys you time.
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I passed a drug test when I was on probation, so this method should work for a cheap at home drug test too. Drink like 2 gallons of water throughout the day until your piss is clear, then take a couple centrums (or any other vitamin that has 100% daily value of vitamins). So although your piss is pretty much pure water, the huge amount of vitamins in your system make it have similar levels of vitamins to what your piss is supposed to have. I think at home drug tests might not even test for vitamin levels, but better to eat a couple pills instead of risking losing skiing.
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I hear drinking alot of cranberry juice helps get it out.
Thank god I have never been tested.
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this may not be correct but i heard that if you take bleach and mix it with it after you pee it will kill whatever there looking for
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thanks guys for your help and no i was tping fast I didnt have a drug test for work but I was afraid my mom was getting one from her work for me.
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im currently cleansing my body of thc, i have court in a week and ill have to go to a 3 day rehab clinic where i will likely be tested, so i decided ill just quit now and call it a tolerance break, i've been running about 2 miles a day, eating minimal fats, take lots of vitamins and drinking about 12 quarts of water a day, i have a few at home drug tests my friends giving me cuz his moms a nurse so lets see what happens, but i would say unless you just get a faulty test, you're fucked if you smoked more than a week before it.
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drink MAD water all day. take vitamin B pills. this will make your piss yellow, if your mom is giving it to you, dab some bleach into the cup. if its at work then don't do that just hope you drank enough water...
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drugs are bad, i stick to meth
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if you smoked this mourning there is no way you can pass it
it takes 6 weeks at the lest no matter what
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nah boss. my roommate had a test on tuesday, smoked on saturday. he bought something online for $60. they guaranteed him passing it if taken 2 days in advance. if he failed, he'd get 300% refunded. and this was for a court thing, so it wasn't like a bullshit test (but it was a pee test not a hair follicle test)
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water and viramin b or cranberry juice
working out if you have more than a couple day notice
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not another one of these threads....
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My best tip, research it on the net. Your best bet is to show a false positive. If your in to heroin, eat poppy seeds and lots of them
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you need to go to the nearest local smoke shop immediately and ask for "Quick Fix".
It is synthetic urine in a bottle with a spout so you just use it just like your wang to take a piss...
comes in a box with the piss bottle and a themometer to make it the right temp...
i've used it to get lots of jobs... it works.... about $40-50 bucks
shits amazing...
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Just takes someones else's piss thats clean and store it in the fridge over night to keep it fresh. The next day, or drug test day, take it out and pour it into a condom and tie a knot at the top. Then put a foot warmer or hand warmer on the inside of your leg and tape the piss filled condom onto it say when they test it it will be above body temp, like how piss usually is. Then when you need to piss just pour it into the cup. My friend did this a year ago and it worked.
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why would you wanna test positive for heroin, thats a bad idea.
weed is detectable for somewhere between 20 days and a month if you smoke all the time, but its different for everyone, and if you smoke less frequently it will take less time. water soluble drugs will only remain for more like 2 days to a week depending on how much you do.
you can by detox drinks that get you clean you out for about 6 hours or so but since the thc is dissolved in fat cells it will leak back into your piss after that window.
theres all kinds of other stuff you can do to fool tests, but its hard to guarantee that theyll work on time.
putting a little bleach in the urine will fool a shitty test.
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jea, ive heard that too, like a gallon in an hour
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another thing you could do if you just want all THC out of your system in like 2 weeks is just work out a lot and drink water. The more sweat you lose the better. Sit in a sauna everyday if you can and that will definitly help sweat out THC.
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Vitamin b12 makes your piss neon yellow/green and it is painfully obvious that you took b12
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dont get into the vitamin b and b12 shit. its horible for your body and there are lots of cases of people dieing from taking to much of it just to pass a drug test. also drinking to much water wont do anything but make you piss alot. the THC is stored in you fat so you cant clean it out by flushing your system. my advice is either get one of those masking drinks from a head shop near bv. or get someone elses piss that dosn't smoke. if you mom is going to watch you, my buddy once built a device out of a ballon and a pen that he kept in between his legs.
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Very false. I smoked prob about a gram with 3 buddies (not that much but just saying) the night before, and the next day less than 24 hours since i smoked, i passed a hospital drug test.
It might be a little late for you now, but take niacin. I took prob 14 over 20 hours with a shit ton of water. Just take 4-5 at a time like 3 times and then make sure to piss multiple times before the test and you'll be golden. But if they know you smoke then why does it matter?
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correct.
cranberry juice + vitamins = clean test.
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and sober kids like you just make me happy i started smoking weed years ago. thinking your soooooooooooooooooooooooo smartttttttttttttt. IF YOU DON'T DO DRUGS AND YOUR NOT AN EXPERT, why even bother posting? are you bored of watching movies and checking your myspace?
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