Here's a quiz.
You are at the top of the lift, and you see the patrol open the gate to a back powder bowl. You ski over and see it's untracked. Do you...
A.) Carve long fast turns down.
B.) straightline the whole thing.
C.) throw short swing turns in order to get face-
D.) Ski back to the park because you can't ski
E.) Build a kicker.
'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'It's too bad one piece suits are gay because they're really warm, and when you fall, they keep the snow out.' (Dean Cummings)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)