I have 2 pretty sick ones:
My friend and I were coming home from a party, along with 3 other people in the car, and it was 2:00am on a Wednesday. We came up to this part of the road that we've always wanted to race, and the road was empty, so we pinned it. We got going 115 - it's a 50 zone... Anyway, we had slowed down, and were about to continue on our ride home when the lights started flashing from behind us. So we pulled over, and were just like "fuck." After making us sit there for like 10 minutes, the cop came over and asked for liscence and registration. So we gave him the liscence, and the insurance, and he went back to his car. Then he came back after 15 minutes, and told us the insurance had expired a year ago. So my buddy just said "oh yeah my parents bought new insurance the other day, it's just that they had it in the other car cuz they hadn't driven this one to the insurance place." So the cop said ok and went back to his cruiser. After about another 10 minutes he came back and was just like "do you have any idea how fast you were going back there? We clocked you at 98 in a 50 zone... that's an automatic $350 minimum ticket, along with possible fine increases and liscence suspension - not to mention your insurance is expired." (He was saying all this in a really strict voice, and we were all just like 'oh shit this sucks major penis!') But then he became all nice and was like "But because you have a clean record, I decided to give you a break. I lowered the ticket down to 5 over, and if you take the insurance ticket to court and you show them your new insurance, they should tear it up. Have a nice night, and drive safe." And then he left. HOW FREAKIN' SICK IS THAT?!?!?
Here's my other one:
One of my buddies and I were at a huge street jam/festival this one time, and we had some beers in our packs and my friend and his friend had a half-o each in their bags. A group of cops walked by as we were in a park waiting to meet up with some ppl, and they asked us to leave because they had been tipped off that a fight was going down in the park (the year before, huge brawls had happened and like 10 ppl got stabbed). Anyway, we gaught up, and the beers clanked. They asked us to stay and asked if they could search our bags. (In total we had a 24 between our bags). We weren't in the mood to jerk around, so we just said fuck it and let them search. They pulled us aside, and took out the beers and asked to see ID. We didn't have any, so they confiscated them. Then, one of them asked us "Is there anything else I should know about in these bags?". My buddy was just like "yeah" and both him and the other guy pulled out the weed. My friend was like "i'm not dealing, it's not dimed out or anything, it's just for me so pls don't press dealing charges". The cop then pulled me and him over, and was like "boys, the only reason I'm not going to press charges, is because you've been really cooporative tonight, and I frankly have to worry about bigger issues happening in the park. Sorry to have ruined your evening about the beer." And then he let us all go. To top it all off, when we left the park, we opened up the bags to check them, and both the bags of weed were still there! How sick was that?!?
Anyway, I just think if you aren't a dick to the cop, and you cooperate, they'll be nice back to you. It's all about respect!